???: I just don't know anymore! Should I give up on love? I really don't want to, but every time I ask her, she rejects me! *sigh* I'm just so useless! Nobody will ever like me.
Winter: *Flips hair, and blinks heroically* How dare you say that you b*tch!? I raised you as my friend to be good-looking, handsome, charming, awesome, and the best at everything! How dare you say you're useless?! I spent my time and effort on you, so you better get that girlfriend of yours.
???: I just don't know . . . maybe I should just reside back to my tribe.
Winter: Oh, f*ck no! Did you see them!? That queen of yours is trash. I can't believe she got a friend and your family is sh*t. But you'll always have me. *He smiles warmly.*
Meanwhile . . .
Turtle: Should we stop him?
Qibli: *munching on popcorn, while sniffling.* Nah, this is so amusing! Oh my lord, Winter's starting to talk about his secrets now-
Turtle: I really think we should stop him!
Kinkajou: *shoves a talonful of popcorn in his mouth* Shut up, Turtle. We're getting to the good part!
Turtle: Moon? You're the most sensible one. I know you'll agree to stop him.
Moon: WHOO HOO! KINKAJOU GIVE ME YOUR COKE.
Kinkajou: Haha. I already thought you would think of this. Moon's on caffeine. Ahahaha, you have failed.
Turtle: Save me, viewers!
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WoF spoofs! (FINISHED)
HumorFunny scripts, skits, dares, and questions for Dragonets of Destiny, Jade Winglet, and the foursome of Pantala. Many beautiful fanfictions from Kinkajou and swearing from Winter. Have fun reading this FanWings! (OK, this is future-me, I just read li...
