A/N: HELLO, PEOPLE, RATS AND ALIENS! After a long time of getting zero notifications from this story, I have decided, for the sake of my Wattpad notifications, I'll post a chapter, a scenario chapter I guess. Also, I know there's a meme of this already, but this is my opinion's version.
How the WoF character would respond to "I love you."
Clay: Aww, I love you too . . . as a friend of course!
Tsunami: Well, of course! Everyone loves me.
Glory: Oh, really? Cool. HEY, DEATHBRINGER, THIS DRAGON JUST SAID THEY LOVE ME!
Starflight: M-me? Really? But why? According to "How to get a girlfriend, for dummies" you're not supposed to like me! I'm supposed to, like, be myself, but like be a completely different dragon anyways, with confidence and stuff, and then your supposed to love me.
Sunny: Huh?
Moonwatcher: This is very sweet, but I already have two dragons fighting for me, not to mention the weird voices in my head that seem to constantly fight about the ship Winterwatchers and Moonbli.
Winter: But- but you shouldn't love me . . . I'm not good enough for you. I'm not good enough for anyone- HAH, YOU THOUGHT! I'm Queen Snowfall's annoying buddy! *haughty sniff* We've already annoyed the f*ck out of Lynx.
Peril: NO! I'm loyal to Clay and Clay only!
Turtle: Woah . . . this- this can't be. Kinkajou, slap me in the face. I'm dreaming again.
Kinkajou: Omigosh, omigosh, omigosh! Now we can get married and have cute lil' dragonets and- and you can get me unlimited amounts of strawberries!!!
Qibli: Ah, not a surprise. For some reason, everyone falls for me on SANDay. Get it, Sanday? SUNDAY, SANDAY!? Hey, why are you leaving?
Blue: Oh . . . I'm sorry, but- but I love Cricket... I'm really sorry.
Cricket: That's wonderful! I may consider putting you on my list of future husbands--- which is well, blank, except for Blue, of course.
Swordtail: Holy crap! Luna, come, come, come! Someone asked me to go to prom, and then get married, and then have dragonets! What- that's not what you said? Close enough.
Sundew: You!? Hah, did you get your head bitten by a cobra lily? Never in a million moons am I ever going to love you.
Willow: I'm not even gonna... *leaves*
Snowfall: Well, well, well. What a pleasant surprise. Alright, if you would like to become my partner, I will need to see if you are worthy. *Points at the obby filled with real shards of pointy IceWing spikes.*
Luna: Bro, can't you see me and Swordtail holding hands, and saying baby talk with each other?
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WoF spoofs! (FINISHED)
HumorFunny scripts, skits, dares, and questions for Dragonets of Destiny, Jade Winglet, and the foursome of Pantala. Many beautiful fanfictions from Kinkajou and swearing from Winter. Have fun reading this FanWings! (OK, this is future-me, I just read li...