(A/N: An amusing dare from @IcecreamVanilla123)
Warning: This chapter involves lots of weird things, so if you are uncomfortable with kissing and stuff, please skip this chapter. It is gonna get quite weird . . .
*Winter was busy drawing a fanart for his favorite book series about scavenger wars, an ancient scavenger coming to life, and evil mind-controlling plants, but suddenly he felt talons shoving him in a large bag.*
Winter: Again!? Are you kidding me, RainWing? This is like the third time this week! Like I said last time, I am not going on a date with that b*tch, Anemone. I will never do that even if I need to be-head myself.
Kinkajou: What? I'm not Kinkajouuuuuu! I'm uh, Moon.
Moonwatcher: Hey, Kinkajou you up for a game night?
*Realizes what's happening*
Moon: Whoops, looks like it's time to take my, uh . . . pet fish for a walk!
Qibli: Heyyyyy Winter~ I see that you got dragon-napped by Kinkajou as well. At first, I thought it would be terrible but now that you're here it's bearable.
*Winter turns around in fright, and indeed it was what he thought. Qibli was also kidnapped. Kinkajou dumped Winter and Qibli out, making sure they were tied to a chair. Then she slammed her talons down on a desk that happened to be there, her expression serious.*
Kinkajou: Alright, I'll get straight to the point. You two, date.
Winter: What?! I'm straight!
Qibli: Ohhh this is such a terrible tragedy!!! So, Winter, when are you free? My schedule is free anytime for you, lovely.
Winter: Nope, nope, nope, nope. I change my mind, oh beautiful goddess, Kinkajou! I'll date that SeaWing b*tch. I'll date anyone but Qibli!
Kinkajou: I knew you were gonna refuse Winter. Heh, didn't I mention I get to control you guys for 48 hours?
Winter: Why scavengers? Why?! I fed you all, gave you baths DAILY, and I read you Winterwatcher fanfictions every single night!
Kinkajou: >:)
A few minutes after freeing Winter and Qibi . . .
*Kinkajou was acting out Winter and Qibli kissing--- well, not with dolls this time, but with real-life Winter and Qibli.*
Kinkajou: Mwah, mwah, mwah!
Controlled Winter: Oh, Qibli, you're so handsome and charming, and your snout ain't bad too!
Controlledish Qibli: Yours is better, my baby polar bear!
Winter's mind: What the f*ck is wrong with Kinkajou? I need to take her to the doctor after this. Oh, boy, that kiss was kinda nic--- SHUT UP BRAIN.
*There are many more parts but let's just say it involves lots of MWAHS and more mature stuff.*
Winter: Moon, I'm telling you, you MUST take Kinkajou to the doctor.
Moon: I ain't spending my money for her!
Winter: She f*cking made me and Qibli kiss until our lips were sore.
Moon: Oh? That's all she did? Last time someone let her control me, she made me do s---
A/N: THANK YOU FOR READING THIS CHAPTER! IT IS HIGHLY CONCERNING OF ME TO WRITE THIS, BUT HERE YOU GO!
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