Rap battle (2)

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(This is requested by, WingsofFireeeeeee)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WINGS OF FIRE!!

Sundew

A.K.A. Snudoo

VS. 

Bumblebee

The one second food-consumer

Let the ra-a-ap battle begin!

Sundew: 

I'll start us off, let's skip the sh*tty talk

Who's the hero? Who slayed all the foes? 

Me, not the queen, not everyone's little bean

I'm heroic while your pathetic

I slayed the f*cking weed

I heed to every call, 'cause I'm a savior

I've got Willow, you've got booknerd-

Cricket: HEY I HEARD!

Bumblebee: *puts on sunglasses*

Ya think you're tough? That's all f*cking bluff

The day I hatched the fandom was attached

I'll snatch your snack

So remember to pack

It's an important fact

To make sure you're not detached-

-from the fandom. Yeah, screw 5-minute crafts, use my hack, 'cause it's real facts

Snudoo, you were never a match.

Cricket: 

Ahem, there young lad

Get back, don't make me take your snack

That's enough swears, don't make me use my glare

'cause you can't bare it, and I know it's not fair

But it's dinner time, and the heir is there

And I need help with the chairs

No saying no, that's far too old

Be more original.

Who won? WHO'S NEXT? You decide!

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