(Oh god... THIS IS GOING TO BE A HELL HOLE FOR ME TvT)
7 different tribes. 7 different queens. Who shall win . . .
IN A FIGHT OF A RA-A-AP BATTLE OF WINGS OF FIRE!!
Queen Coral:
I've been through this mess
So take a rest
Been through tragedy
I'll spit out lines savagely
With clarity
Words of good quality
Here's something I'll say with generosity
All the IceWings care about is their dignity
Queen Snowfall:
Dignity?
Oh sure we do
But from our observation
You SeaWings are nothing but irritation
We've grown
We've stopped our moans
While your character development's still postponed!
All you do is sit around in spite
Ooh... that reminds me of a certain Dragon of Nights
Queen Glory:
Wait- I'm supposed to defend NightWings-
GAH! Fine.
Wish I could decline
While you don't have a spine
The NightWings are so divine
They give off many signs
Of the future that aligns
I'll just break out random rhymes
As I would like to resign
From this awful tribe.
Ex-Queen Battlewinner:
Three moons
This is out of tune
I've fought for my tribe's
Freedom from crimes and bribes
I don't give a dime
About these f*cking rhymes
I'm an antagonist
Just because I'm passionate
About freeing my tribe from a tough ride?
We've been through pain
We wake up every day with a sprain
And all of this is because of the Rains
Queen Glory (Again):
Oh, stop
(I) know you've been through a lot
The battles you've fought
The pain the volcano brought
Years of worried thoughts
The dragonets who learned in naught
Wicked things you were taught
The RainWings who were caught
The vile things you plot
This that
So many excuses it makes me gag
Your words are flat
I barely remember the things you spat
Not an excuse for the wrongful things you did
Don't think you'll ever win
Now, I'll pass this on to the SkyWings
Of all things
It seems as though no one apologized to the other 'Wings
For the wrath of your Scarlet's
Targets.
Queen Ruby:
What does that have to do with me or us?
We've stopped our ways
You can ask anyday
And we'd apologize right away
Or... does this have to do with your Clay?
Deathbringer: Hey!
Queen Ruby:
Why don't you talk about the MudWings, huh?
Out of everything
They leave their dragonets
And left Clay all upset
Left him to fret
Queen Moorhen:
OH FOR MOON'S SAKE
This is just our way
Go away
Okay
I admit
Must've made him take a great hit
(mutters) Some readers even threw a fit
But note,
Half of the fandom doesn't give a sh*t
We're already underrated
Meant for a plain fate
What do you expect from us?
Now, if I must
Let's pass this on to these SandWing mutts
Split into three
A burn who kills with glee
A blister, heartless to pleas
A blaze as smart as a tree
We weren't ever free
Queen Thorn:
As you said,
Blister, Blaze, and Burn
It ain't our turn
We've earned yo(ur) trust
So if you must
Then be a mutt
Nobody gives a f*ck
You're spitting out muck
Making a fuss
Qibli: YEAH, YOU SUCK!
Who won? Who's next? You decide!
(I'm going to keep this to Pyrrhia Wars. Should I do a Pantala one later on? Also, sorry for the delay, NikoGamez612, I've actually worked surprisingly hard on this one-)
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