(This dare is from PeppasCheesyToes. Clay will hunt you down after this ;)
Clay: Make Clay not able to eat for a whole day?
Clay: . . . What. The. F*ck?
Sunny: Uh, oh. The last time he cursed, he ate an entire cow.
Fatespeaker: What's so bad about that?
Tsunami: He beat me in a talon wrestle.
Starflight: He beat me in a science quiz.
Sunny: He beat me in remembering all of Glory's newborn sloths' names.
Glory: He beat me in flirting with Deathbringer---
All: Wait what?
Fatespeaker: Sh*t, we're all doomed! WE'RE ALL DOOMED, I REPEAT. EVACUATE EVERYONE!
Clay: No food. NO FOOD!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?
*Qibli appears, with a cat.*
Clay: Oh sorry. ARE YOU KITTEN ME!?
Sunny: Okay, Clay, stay calm. It's alright. You can eat in ONE day. It's not so bad, right? It's just one day.
Clay: Yeah, it's probably fine. I can last through it. Just one day . . .
A couple of minutes later . . .
Clay: AHHHHHHHH, I can't take it! MY LIFE IS MEANINGLESS IF I CAN'T EAT!
Glory: Clay, it's only been a few minutes. Relax.
Starflight: 2 minutes and 30 seconds to be exact.
Clay: KILL ME, TSUNAMI! KILL ME!
Tsunami: What? I'm not gonna kill you? I'm a perfectly behaved royal princess, Clay. I will do no such thing.
Clay: I ate your hidden limited-edition whale.
Tsunami: Stand aside, Sunny. I don't want to stab you.
Sunny: What!? Don't- don't kill Clay!
Glory: Oh sloths! I better get some popcorn.
*Clay glares at Glory for mentioning food.*
Glory: Or . . . maybe not.
*Clay lunges at Glory but is stopped by Deathbringer, posing all heroically as Clay lands punch after punch at him.*
Glory: So what were we talking about, Tsunami?
Sunny: Glory! Your boyfriend is dying.
Glory: Sunny, look closer.
*Deathbringer was searching for the remote as Clay continued punching him.*
Glory: He's a heavy hunk of muscles. Nothing can touch him---
Deathbringer: Like the way you touch my heart!
Glory: So Tsunami, are you still trying to find someone to hire you to kill dragons?
24 hours later . . .
*Clay was stuffing himself with LAMBS and seemed to never stop.*
Legends say, to this day he still is stuffing himself with lambs.
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WoF spoofs! (FINISHED)
HumorFunny scripts, skits, dares, and questions for Dragonets of Destiny, Jade Winglet, and the foursome of Pantala. Many beautiful fanfictions from Kinkajou and swearing from Winter. Have fun reading this FanWings! (OK, this is future-me, I just read li...