~The Jade Winglet's Future~
Kinkajou: So then, I very heroically shoved the strawberry down Darkstalker's throat—
Pineapple 0.2: Can you read something else, mommy? I've been hearing this story for 5 years straight . . .
Kinkajou: Well, of course, but your father won't let me read you "The Epic shipper Kinkapple". I mean I don't know why. All I wrote about was about s—
Winter: EVEN I, who is still single to this day, KNOW THAT YOU SHOULD SHUT YOUR SNOUT UP.
*Someone pokes Winter on the back. He turned around to see one of Qibli and Moon's dragonets, Redmoon. He grinned a classic Qibli grin.*
Redmoon: Winter, you're like so edgy! Get it? Since you have so many spikes?!
*Intense wheezing from Qibli. And Moon facepalming.*
Qibli: Ha! And that was even an original one! I love you, Red!
Nighthider: Damn, that was horrible. Hey, Wimp-ter, up for another round of D&D?
Winter: Night-coward, you're on.
Redmoon: Says you and your nerdy D&D with Winter!
Moon: I have two dragonets with Qibli, yet none of them have my personality. Wow, the world is so fair.
(A/N: That's cause you don't HAVE a personality, Moon.)
Turtle: Fishtail, fishtail, fishtail. Kinkajou the egg is hatching! What do I do? Do I sit on it? Maybe I should like, drown it or something! Uh, uh, uh, uh!!!!!
*Turtle faints.*
Winter: I'm sorry for ever judging you about your swearing, Moon.
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WoF spoofs! (FINISHED)
HumorFunny scripts, skits, dares, and questions for Dragonets of Destiny, Jade Winglet, and the foursome of Pantala. Many beautiful fanfictions from Kinkajou and swearing from Winter. Have fun reading this FanWings! (OK, this is future-me, I just read li...