Truth: "Did you REALLY love SecretKeeper? I'm guessing the answer is no, but it couldn't hurt to find out." -BricketFan, 2022, minutes before getting killed by the Dragonets of Destiny.
Morrowseer: WOAH, WOAH, WOAH. Why the f*ck am I back in this sh*t? God, I thought I was finally going to have a break after getting volcano-spit on my head.
Glory: Do you want magical death spit instead? (Has gotten used to calling it Magical Death Spit.)
Morrowseer: Uh, no thanks. Anyways, why have you summoned me, the great and powerful truth-teller?
Tsunami: We did not. Turd-tle did it.
Turtle: *blinks innocently* Me? B-but I'm just a weak, and anxious boi, that everyone relates and sympathizes with.
Kinkajou: TURTLE! Where should I put your stacks of dead bodies, again- oh, hey Glory!
Glory: . . .
Clay: Hey, guys! I'm back from my hunt with Peril! So I have good news and bad news. Good news, we hunted plenty of cows. Bad news, Peril touched them- HOLY COW, I-IS THAT MORROWSEER?
Peril: Da f*ck is him?
Starflight: S A V E M E
Sunny: Guys, I think we have something more important to do! Starflight's getting dragged off by Morrowseer!
Tsunami: WHO!? Oh. Starflight. Eh . . . who wants to go save his *ss? Again.
*No one responds*
Starflight: Bro- just save me already. Author doesn't want to write too much, and the viewers don't want to read so much.
Glory: *kicks Morrowseer to the ground out of spite.* ALRIGHT, MORNINGWATCHER OR SOMETHING. Tell us what you think of Secretkeeper . . . OR I SHALL KILL YOU.
Sunny: *jumps in* No! No killing allowed!
Morrowseer: Secretkeeper? You mean my maid- I mean wife? Hmm . . . *blushes* well, I can't say I don't love her.
Sunny: Aw, that's so sweet! Maybe he's not so bad, after all..
Morrowseer: She was pretty rich too.
Sunny: . . .
Sunny: K I L L H I M
*Censored.*
*OH! THAT'S A GOOD ONE! BITE HIM IN THE TAIL- sh*t, how could you miss that one, Starflight? Damn it . . . he's so stupid. Who goes running into a flaming SkyWing, these days? Oh. Right.*
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WoF spoofs! (FINISHED)
HumorFunny scripts, skits, dares, and questions for Dragonets of Destiny, Jade Winglet, and the foursome of Pantala. Many beautiful fanfictions from Kinkajou and swearing from Winter. Have fun reading this FanWings! (OK, this is future-me, I just read li...
