The websites I used for these:
https://codebeautify.org/incorrect-quotes-generator
https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator
https://incorrect-quotes-generator.neocities.org
Dakota: I owe you one!
Tommy: That's okay, you can just date me and we'll call it even.
Tommy: my future girlfriend must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful, and organized.
Dakota: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to her knees and sob while apologizing profusely*
Tommy: that one, I want that one.
Wilbur: you were stabbed. Do you remember anything?
Dakota: only the ambulance to the hospital.
Wilbur: that wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.
Dakota: but I heard a siren?
Max: that was Tommy.
Tommy: sorry, I got nervous.
Dakota: if you get in trouble, I'm gonna be like... a lawyer to you, okay?
Max: okay.
~later~
Wilbur: Max! Sit down on the chair, you're in trouble.
Dakota, whispering: deny everything.
Max: that isn't a chair-
Wilbur: I'm very disappointed in you Tommy.
Dakota: c'mon! Don't get mad at Tommy!
Wilbur: Dakota, stop telling Tommy it's okay for him to punch you! He needs to learn not to punch people!
Dakota: but I'm not a person!
Tommy: which is why I punched her!
Tommy: am I in trouble?
Dakota: take a guess.
Tommy: no?
Dakota: take another guess.
Dakota: is something burning?
Tommy: just my love for you.
Dakota: Tommy, the toaster is on fire-
Dakota: just so you know, it's very muggy outside.
Wilbur:
Dakota:
Wilbur: Dakota i swear if i step outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn...
Dakota: *sips coffee from a bowl*
Tommy: I think I'm falling for you...
Dakota: then get up.
Dakota: what if people had food names and food had people names?
Max: Spaghetti, We're having Susan for dinner.
Wilbur: what is wrong with you people?
Tommy: shut up, chocolate.
Wilbur: *trying to fill out legal forms* were you guys born AFAB or AMAB?
Tommy: bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Dakota: I personally was created in a lab.
Max: I just straight up spawned lol
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𝑀𝓎 𝐿𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉 ❦ Tommy x OC❦
Fanfiction"Who was that?" "Oh, just my sister." "YOU HAVE A SISTER?!" A Tommyinnit x OC If I make any mistakes in the book please let me know! I messed up on the cover but its too late to fix it >:] Major TW's include: Attempted sa Eating disorders Panic a...
