A pirate ship was docked near a small island.
It was a big boat shaped like a heart.
???: YOU IDIOTS!! WHY AREN'T YOU CLEANING THE SHIP PROPERLY?!
Alvida (Also known as Iron Mace Alvida! She's an infamous Pirate who believes herself to be beautiful! Really hates it when people call out her weight!)
Alvida Pirate: AGH! CAPTAIN ALVIDA!! We were, uh ... Koby was slacking off!
Alvida: Is that so? KOBY!!
???: AGH!! NO, ALVIDA, I SWEAR, I WASN'T!!!!!
Koby (This wimpy little guy was captured by Alvida and her crew and is now forced to be the Cabin Boy! He wishes to be a Marine Officer!)
Alvida: Tell me Koby, who exactly is the most beautiful pirate to ever exist on these seas?
Koby: Uh .... well .... you of course.
Alvida: Yes, that's more like it, now clean up the base! AND DON'T SLACK OFF!!
She walks off.
Koby: Man, she's horrible.
He walks in, and noticed a barrel floating near the ocean.
Koby: Huh? Where did this come in? I better grab it to be safe.
Koby hoists it up, and begins to move the barrel to the wine cellar.
Some of Alvida's crew happened to notice it.
Alvida Pirate: Hey Koby, what do you have there?
Koby: Oh nothing. I think it's some alcohol. Just moving it to the wine cellar.
Alvida Pirate: Is that so? Maybe we should take a drink from it.
Koby: WAIT, WHAT I-
???: HAHAHAHAHA! I'M AWAKE!!!
Some guy bursts out of the barrel!
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Age of Pirates (Redux)
FanficHey guys, this is a story in development! I'm going to try and redo Age of Pirates in a different way! I added way too many characters to the crew, and that got really hectic, so I decided to give it a new try, while making it different! Hope you g...