Luffy and Buggy began to attack each other, but then out of nowhere, Buggy noticed Nami stealing all of his treasure as well as the Map to the Grand Line!
Buggy: WHY YOU LITTLE- GET BACK HERE YOU THIEF!!
Nami: H- AAAAAAAAAGH!! DAMN IT!! HE SPOTTED ME!!!
Luffy: HEY G-
He then noticed that Buggy had split himself up, and his bottom was exposed.
Buggy: YOU DON'T STAND A CHANCE OF ESCAPING!! NOW, TIME TO FLASHILY CHOP YOU U- AAAGH!
Buggy felt intense pain throughout his body, as it turns out, Luffy had kicked him in his gonads!
Buggy: AGH!! MY BALLS! THAT WAS A CHEAP SHOT!!
Luffy: I already told you, your fight is with me. Huh? Nami, you better drop the treasure before he wakes up.
Nami: What? Luffy are you crazy? I'm not letting my treasure go. I-
Buggy: HEY!! That's not your treasure! It's mine!
Nami: Sorry, I'm a thief who steals from pirates and I just stole treasure from a super idiotic one.
Buggy: WATCH YOUR MOUTH, BITCH!! JUST BECAUSE YOU STOLE IT, DOESN'T MAKE IT YOURS!!
Nami: A criminal lecturing another criminal? Please, the day I take a moral lesson from you is the day I stop being a thief.
She blows a raspberry at him.
Buggy: Fine. You asked for it! CHOP CHOP FESTIVAL!!
Buggy splits himself into multiple pieces!
Luffy: What? Damn it! How did he do-
He then notices Buggy's feet walking around.
Buggy: Oh Nami. GIVE IT BACK!!!
Nami: LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
Luffy then stomped on Buggy's foot.
Buggy: OOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!! DAMN YOU STRAW HAT!! I'M GOING TO-
Nami swung the treasure bag and hit Buggy in the face.
Buggy: HAHAHAHAHAHA! Thank you Nami, I'll be taking that back.
Nami: What the? YOU LET GO!!
Buggy: YOU LET GO! THIS IS MY TREASURE SO GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF-
Luffy: Hey Buggy, remember me? GUM GUM STAMP!!
Luffy kicks Buggy in the face.
Buggy: Ow! I'll just have to- HUH?
He noticed his body parts were gone. Nami had tied them up!
Nami: Looking for these Buggy?
Buggy: NOOO!!! MY BODY!!!
He was just a head with feet.
Luffy: HAHAHAHA! Awesome! Now-
He stretches his arms back.
Luffy: See you later Buggy! GUM GUM BAZOOKA!!!
He hits Buggy and he goes flying!
Buggy: I'LL BE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!
And with that, he was gone.
Luffy: Hahaha.
Luffy gave his idiotic smile.
Nami: Not to shabby, Captain.
Luffy: Ha. You're finally on my crew then.
Nami: Hey, I didn't agree to being a pirate. Let's just say, I'll be traveling with you.
(Y/N): Hey, Luffy, great work out there.
Erza: See? Luffy may not be the brightest. But, he is the strongest.
Happy: And he's an inspiration too!
Zoro: (yawn) Is it over?
Nami: You were sleeping?
Zoro: It helps get through the pain.
Gray: Uh ... I think we should get going. The townspeople are-
Orange Town Citizen: Hey, you kids, do you know what happened to our mayor?
(Y/N): Uh ... well ...
Jack: That is ...
Natsu: Funny story, you see-
Luffy: Oh, Jack knocked him out.
Jack: LUFFY!!
Townspeople: ARE YOU PIRATES?!
Straw Hats: NO!! DON'T YOU-
Luffy: Yeah, we're pirates.
Straw Hats: LUFFY!!!
They all begin chasing after you guys, luckily you got some help from-
Luffy: The dog?
Yep, Chouchou happened to stop them.
Natsu: Hey, thanks for that Dog!
The dog seemed to smile.
At the same time, the mayor regained consciousness.
Boodle: Huh? Wait ... did they- Those kids.
He also noticed Buggy's treasure nearby.
Boodle: Thank you very much.
Back on the boat...
Natsu: NOT AGA- BLEGH!!
Nami: Okay, what's up with Pink Hair?
(Y/N): Dragon Slayer. Motion sickness.
Nami: Okay. Well, we have the map to the Grand Line, so I'll just guide us there, along w- WHERE'S MY TREASURE?
Luffy: Oh, I left it for the old mayor guy.
Nami: LUFFY, THAT WAS MY TREASURE!!
Luffy: I know, they'll need that to repair the town.
Nami: YOU DUMBASS!!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD I WORKED FOR THAT?!
She begins to shove him into the water.
Luffy: STOP!! I CAN'T SWIM!!
Nami: That's the idea.
Luffy: Why don't you go back and get it?
Nami: I can't! You do it!
Luffy: NO!
All of you just laughed at that.
Lucy: You know, being around these guys isn't so bad. Yeah, I'm fine being a pirate. Who know's what else is in store for us.
TO BE CONTINUED...
Gray: Well, I guess it's my turn. We head to the next island which houses a village where this guy with a long nose named Usopp lives. He's a massive cowardly liar who tells stories and gets run out by the other villagers. He's got three loyal followers who are little kids, and apparently he tells stories to a rich girl named Kaya, much to the chagrin of Klahadore, her butler. Though, something is fishy about that guy. Not to mention there's some hypnotist hipster guy moving around.
Luffy: Next Time: The Long-Nosed Liar!/Enter Usopp! I'M GOING TO BE KING OF THE PIRATES!!!!
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Age of Pirates (Redux)
Fiksi PenggemarHey guys, this is a story in development! I'm going to try and redo Age of Pirates in a different way! I added way too many characters to the crew, and that got really hectic, so I decided to give it a new try, while making it different! Hope you g...
