An Escape Plan!/Big Mom's Wedding Cake Craving!

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Bege begins attacking Big Mom while in his castle form, and many cannonballs are fired across towards the big fat bitch!

(Y/N): Is everyone accounted for?

Straw Hats: Yeah!

(Y/N): Good!! And-

You looked to see the Vinsmokes.

(Y/N): JUDGE!!

Judge: W-

You grabbed him by the neck.

(Y/N): Sanji will never be like you! You hear me? I'll give you one chance to leave and you will never ever come near us, or the East Blue ever, or else I'm going to make you wish you never breathed!

Judge: Why you! How dare you side with that good for nothing!

(Y/N): Heh, good for nothing? He's an idiotic pervert, but he is far more of a man than you or your three failures of sons will ever hope to be! Plus, he actually found a girl that loves him for who he is!

Pudding is shown hugging Sanji, and then she kisses him on the cheeks.

He is literally getting a nosebleed, and she is rubbing herself on his body.

Happy: Yeah, those two are perfect for each other.

Wendy: Awww! Sanji's finally found a woman right for him.

Natsu: Yeah, the daughter of a fat bitch of a Yonko.

Pudding: Well, you should know it wasn't always like that for her. I heard the stories.

Pudding began to tell a story.

Pudding: Once upon a time there was a young girl named Linlin, around 5 years old, her parents abandoned her on the island of Elbaf due to the destruction of her hometown. There she was taken care of by Mother Carmel, who owned the Lamb House. Mother Carmel was patient with Linlin due to her pardoning the Giant Warrior Pirates. One day, the children took part in a semla feast after a 12 day fasting period that the giants usually take part in. Due to her love for semla, Linlin had to be restrained by the others, but she snapped on day 7 and ate them! She was attacked by a giant named Jorul, who tried to stop her, but she greatly injured him. Mother Carmel had to take the Lamb House to another island because of this.

She continues the story as Bege tries hard to stop them.

Pudding: In actuality, Mother Carmel worked for Cipher Pol and the Marines as a child trafficker, and was planning on selling her to them. On the Sixth birthday of Linlin, she received a croquembouche of semla from the others and are to her hearts content, but they were gone the next minute she looked. Only two saw this, one was a giant, and the other was a chef named Struessen. Struessen was impressed by Linlin and gave her much to eat thanks to his Devil Fruit powers, the Cook Cook Fruit. The two worked together and Linlin became Big Mom turning the island into a place where all races could prosper.

(Y/N): How sad. But this girl has become too corrupted. She needs to be stopped. You guys continue to stay back! I'll deal with her!

You rush out!

Jack: Should we-

Luffy: (Y/N) has got this!

You rush out and-

(Y/N): LINLIN!!!

Big Mom: (Y/N)! Let's settle this!! MAMAMAMAMAMA!

She brings out Prometheus and Zeus, the latter of which saw that pain was coming!

Though you smiled!

(Y/N): HAAAAA!!

You began to activate the Dragon Slayer magic and candy magic together, making a chocolate and crystallized version of yourself!

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