Usopp and the gang were running from Lola, when Nami soon came up with an idea!
Nami: Wait!! I have to tell you something!
Lola: What is it?!
Nami: I'm actually a man!!
Lola: HUH?!!
She drops her swords and seemed very shocked.
Nami: Yeah, I think you and that Absalom guy are made for each other!
Lola: You really think so?
Cana: Okay, either I'm still really drunk, or this pig is that dense and gullible.
Bisca: I'd go with the latter.
Gajeel: On the bright side, we're lucky!
Lola: Okay then! I'm going to confess everything to him!! I'll get him to listen!! HERE I COME MASTER ABSALOM!!!
She runs off.
Nami: Whew.
Lucy: Nice going there Nami.
Vivi: Who knew that a bit of fibbing would actually be helpful?
Nami: I've grown accustomed to it.
A few minutes later...
Luffy finds himself in a cage.
Luffy: HEY!! NOT FUNNY!!
Moria: KISHISHISHISHISHI!! Oh, your shadow should do nicely Straw Hat. Believe me it will, now I'll just-
Luffy bites his way out of the cage and runs for it!
Moria: HEY!! COME BACK HERE!!!
But several negative ghosts go through Luffy!
Luffy: AGH! I ... can't go on. I'm pathetic.
Perona: HOROHOROHOROHOROHORO!!! Going somewhere? I had to stop taking the treasure off of your ship just to see this. Oh, Kumashi, bring him over, would you?
Kumashi: Right, I'll do it.
Perona: HEY!! NO TALKING!!!
He just does so.
Little do the bad guys know, is that Usopp's group have crawled inside of the zombie bear!
Lucy: (whispering) What's going on?
Chopper: I don't know.
Wendy: Hey, maybe we're going to see how this Moria person looks like.
They soon notice Moria using some shears, and he pulls Luffy's shadow and cuts it.
Straw Hats: HUH?!
Moria: KISHISHISHISHI! This shadow is just what I need to reactivate Oars and become King of the Pirates! Dr. Hogback, Absalom, are you listening?
Both of them show up.
Hogback: FOSFOSFOSFOSFOS!! Oh yes, ever since I first met you, Master, I knew we would do great things! With this shadow, #900 will be the greatest zombie of all!
Absalom: And soon enough, I'll become King of the Graveyard with my beloved bride by my side!
Perona: And all the cutest animals will be mine too. And I'll get my boyfriend! HOROHOROHOROHOROHORO!!
Moria: Just you wait, Kaido! You'll know how it is to be helpless once I unleash this beast on you! You'll know how it feels to lose those you care about!!
Soon...
The four head to a big freezer where they notice a giant zombie!
Moria: TIME TO WAKE UP, OARS!!!
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Age of Pirates (Redux)
Fiksi PenggemarHey guys, this is a story in development! I'm going to try and redo Age of Pirates in a different way! I added way too many characters to the crew, and that got really hectic, so I decided to give it a new try, while making it different! Hope you g...
