You guys were now celebrating with the royal family, and well, once again there was a massive problem with-
Erza: MORE SAKE!! I NEED MORE SAKE!! GIVE ME THE WHOLE BARREL!!!
Knights: SHE'S A DRUNKEN MENACE!!!
(Y/N): Tell me about it.
Erza was dominating Natsu, Gray, and Gajeel, by stepping on their asses!
Natsu, Gray, and Gajeel: ERZA STOP IT!! ENOUGH!!
Erza: SHUT IT YOU MORONS!! I TELL YOU WHEN TO STOP!!!
Zoro: Sheesh, she's a problem already.
(Y/N): YOU'VE HAD 100 BOTTLES!! YOU OUTSHINE CANA!!
Cana: HUH? That much? Oh, I haven't even gotten to 75 yet.
(Y/N): You're too drunk to even be in this conversation.
Luffy: (munching on meat) Hey, where's Jack?
Natsu: I think he might be ... with his new girlfriend.
Sanji got depressed at that.
Sanji: WHY CAN'T I JUST GET ONE GIRL?! JUST ONE GIRL!! I WANT ONE GIRL TO APPRECIATE M-
Happy: I mean, you might find someone in the new world. She could have three eyes even.
Sanji: Now why would she- Hey, you know something Happy, I kind of like the look of that. No deformity would ruin her cuteness.
Meanwhile...
Jack was snuggling with Shirahoshi right next to her, and was getting a nice kiss on the cheek.
Jack: I don't care how big you are compared to me, I'll always love you my Mermaid Princess.
Shirahoshi: JACKIE!! YOU MAKE ME SO HAPPY!!
Though what they didn't know was that someone was watching them.
???: PEROPEROPERO!! The Mermaid Princess! Now, I'll just sneak up and-
Jack woke up and grabbed Caribou!
Jack: Ah, Moose Head, this is where you scurried off to. Well, if you want to touch my girlfriend, then you'll have to answer to me.
Caribou: (gulp).
And like that, Caribou was sent flying out of the castle...
Jack: Man, that guy is annoying.
Shirahoshi: Jackie, who was he?
Jack: A pest.
Meanwhile...
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Whole Cake Island (Main Island of Totto Land!)
???: Ah, those sweets will be succulent to swallow down! MAMAMAMAMAMAMA!
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Age of Pirates (Redux)
FanfictionHey guys, this is a story in development! I'm going to try and redo Age of Pirates in a different way! I added way too many characters to the crew, and that got really hectic, so I decided to give it a new try, while making it different! Hope you g...
