Hey guys, this is a story in development! I'm going to try and redo Age of Pirates in a different way!
I added way too many characters to the crew, and that got really hectic, so I decided to give it a new try, while making it different! Hope you g...
Vivi was making her way through the city, and soon after enough distance, she and Carue are attacked by Bon!
Bon: Hello Princess, going somewhere? Try to call for help, you're finished!
Carue: Quack!
Vivi: Mr. 2!
Bon: NOW EAT THIS!! SWAN-
???: COLLIER SHOOT!
Sanji had shown up and kicked Bon.
Sanji: You alright Vivi?
Vivi: Sanji, thank you.
Sanji: Get moving alright? I'm going to kick this cross dressing freak's ass.
Vivi: Right!
She took off with Carue following her.
Bon: Why you! It must be the Mr. Prince that the Boss mentioned.
Sanji: Name's Sanji, and I'm the Greatest Chef in the World.
Bon: Hmph, a chef? Well, I bet as an artist I could try to comprehend what you got in that mind. Behold, my Okama Kenpo techniques! PARDON MY OH COME MY WAY KNUCKLE!
He tries to punch Sanji, but the Straw Hat Cook kicks him across the face!
Bon: WATCH IT! Fine, I'll try something else!! COPY COPY MONTAGE!! NOW LAUGH TO DEATH!!
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Sanji just stares at him for 40 seconds, and Bon soon realizes what he just did.
Bon: MY FACE!!!
He starts crying, while a mirror breaks.
Sanji: 90 percent of that was your own stupid face. Now, have some of this!
Sanji kicks him again.
Bon: DON'T YOU HAVE A HEART?! I AM AN ARTIST COMPARED TO AN IDIOT LIKE YOU!! NOW, TRY TO HIT ME!
He turned into Natsu.
Bon: (Natsu voice) You wouldn't hurt your own fr-
Sanji still kicks him.
Bon: HOW DARE YOU! That was your friend you hit!!
Sanji: You think you can fool me with those imitations? Please, you lack soul.
Bon: (gasp) SOUL? I lack soul?
Tears were filling his eyes.
Bon: I see. Nothing gets past you. Even if I become-
He turns into Nami.
Bon: (Nami voice) A beauty like this, it wouldn't matter to you.
But then he turns to Sanji who was muttering like an idiot, had heart eyes, and a bloody nose.
Bon: Huh?
He does it again, and Sanji is once again acting like the simp he is.
Bon: Okay, he's easy to read. Too easy to read.
He turns back into Nami.
Bon: You're such a fool.
Sanji: Damn, even if he turns into Nami, he's still that stupid crossdressing freak!
Sanji goes to attack and-
Bon: NO!!
Sanji: AGH! I can't do it! I can't hurt Nami's cute face! I can't break my code!!
Bon: Oh, it's so hot. I just want to take my clothes off.
Sanji: OH!! LET ME HELP!!
Bon: SWAN CHOP!!
He slaps Sanji in the eyes.
Sanji: AGH! My eyes!!
Bon: Just try and hit me again!! Ha!
Sanji goes to attack and Bon just laughs.
Bon: Its like you don't lear -
Sanji: Uh ... there's something on your left cheek.
Bon: Really?
He turns back to himself.
Sanji: GOT YOU!!
He kicks the crap out of Bon!
Sanji: BAD MANNER KICK COURSE!!!
Bon: WHY YOU!!
He puts the swans on his outfit on his feet and prepares to attack!
Bon: PRIMA BALLERINA!!!
Sanji: LA BROCHETTE!!
The two proceed to start kicking the crap out of each other, knocking themselves back.
But then they stand their ground and deliver one last attack!
And then-
Bon feels pain in his body and flies through several walls!
Bon: Agh! You got ... me.
He falls unconscious.
Sanji: How do you like that, idiot? Yeah.
TO BE CONTINUED...
Lucy: Well things got harder for Nami and I. Now we got to deal with Ms. Doublefinger, and while I have the higher advantage, Nami can't seem to figure out the Clima Tact! Ms. Doublefinger's Spike Spike Fruit is proving to be a nuisance too!
Luffy: Next Time: Star Dress and Clima Tact! Lucy and Nami vs. Ms. Doublefinger! I'M GOING TO BE KING OF THE PIRATES!!!
