Right now, you're in the Bathhouse of the Sunny, with the girls leaning against your body.
(Y/N): Ah, this feels nice a-
But then you notice that Juvia and Hancock were trying to push each other down!!
Hancock: BACK OFF YOU WATER BITCH!!!
Juvia: YOU BACK OFF YOU SNAKE BIMBO!!!
(Y/N): GIRLS!! STOP IT, I'M GETTING UPSET HERE!
They then stop, and begin getting teary eyed.
Hancock/Juvia: (Y/N) please don't be mad at me!/I'm sorry my Love!!
Levy: Great. Just what we needed, Juvia gets a rival, and she's one of the Seven Warlords.
Evergreen: Oh please, she isn't that hot.
Bisca: Getting jealous Ever?
Evergreen: Please, as if I would. I had to train in harsh electric climates, and listen to Freed go crazy about Laxus.
Robin: It makes me wonder why he hasn't been hallucinating different things at this point.
Vivi: I ... I don't see how that's ... dark.
Erza: Agreed, that was kind of tame.
Cana: Eh, I'm not buying it. Robin probably has something even more messed up coming into mind.
Lucy: I guess. Say, I have to say the coating that Rayleigh did on the Sunny was impressive.
Nami: We just have to be careful it doesn't pop.
Mirajane: Well, as long as there are no Sea Kings involved.
Lisanna: Good point. Also-
She noticed both Sanji and Brook peeking from the door.
(Y/N): Ugh. I got this.
You reach in your mouth and-
(Y/N): GOLD CHOCOLATE BULLET!
You fire and it hits Sanji in the eye!
Sanji: DAMN YOU (Y/N) YOU BASTARD!!! THAT HURT!!!
(Y/N): Yeah, just go back to making us our food okay?
Sanji: I DON'T TAKE ORDERS FROM A LADY STEALER!
(Y/N): And I don't take orders from an idiot perv like you.
Brook: Dear me, that was quite an eyeful for you Sanji. YOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
You then throw one at Brook.
(Y/N): Now, let's-
Franky: Hey! You guys!!
(Y/N): What now Franky?
Franky: Come over, this is important!
And so...
The whole crew gathered around Franky.
Franky: You see, you guys know Duval and Hachi protected the Sunny right?
(Y/N): Yeah, we all got that message quickly.
Sanji: He spared no expense talking about it.
Gray: Yeah, but they were injured so-
Franky: Well, when I got to the Sunny, I saw Kuma.
Wendy: KUMA?!
Freed: THAT FIEND!! HE GOT US ALL SEPARATED IN THE FIRST PLACE!! NEXT TIME I SEE HIM, I WILL SLICE HIM IN-
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Age of Pirates (Redux)
FanfictionHey guys, this is a story in development! I'm going to try and redo Age of Pirates in a different way! I added way too many characters to the crew, and that got really hectic, so I decided to give it a new try, while making it different! Hope you g...
