Capricorn suggested to the group to detach the train cars so that the others couldn't follow them. And then they move into a kitchen car, where someone was waiting for them!
???: HEY THERE! I'M WANZE!! DA DA DA DA!! IT'S A MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD WORLD, AND I'M A MAD MAD MAD MAD WANZE!!!!
Wanze (Member of Cipher Pol!)
He stops his cart and lands in front of the group.
Wanze: Hey there guys, you hungry? How about some ramen? I make some killer ramen. Watch!
He begins putting flour into his mouth and then starts rolling them over and over and then, he shoots ramen out of his nose and into a bowl.
Wanze: Here you go!
Sanji, Gray, Sogeking, and Franky: HELL NO!!!
Capricorn: No thank you, Wanze. We're just passing through.
Wanze: Is that so? Well, you'll have to get past me first! GO GO GO!!! SASASASASASASASA!!!
Gray: You fight?
Wanze: Yes! My Ramen Kenpo should be enough to defeat you!
Sogeking: Ramen Kenpo?
Wanze: (imitating Sogeking) Ramen Kenpo?
Sogeking: WHY THAT LITTLE TURD JUST INSULTED ME!!
Sanji: I know this guy is annoying, but we need to calm down.
Capricorn: Agreed. Franky, do you think you could-
Franky: You got it! BEANS LEFT!!
Franky fires his bullets, but Wanze dodges and stares.
Gray: Why does he look happy?
Wanze: (gasp) I THOUGHT MY HEART WAS GOING TO LEAP OUT OF MY CHEST!!!
Gray: STOP MAKING THAT FACE, STUPID!!!! Hey, Capricorn, Sogeking, Franky, you guys go on ahead. Sanji and I can deal with this guy!
Capricorn, Sogeking, and Franky: Right.
They proceed on forward.
Wanze: Very well! You both are going down! RA-MEN'S FORMAL SUIT!!
He stuffed flour in his mouth and proceeded to shoot out a noodle suit!
Gray: What the?!
Sanji grabbed some knives.
Sanji: Shall we?
Gray: Why knives?
Sanji: We're in a kitchen. It's a cook's territory.
Gray: Figures.
At the same time...
Back with your group, Nami and Lucy have changed their clothes.
Nami: I'm ready!
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Age of Pirates (Redux)
FanficHey guys, this is a story in development! I'm going to try and redo Age of Pirates in a different way! I added way too many characters to the crew, and that got really hectic, so I decided to give it a new try, while making it different! Hope you g...