Pirates vs. Marines!

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You were still in shock over Sengoku's words.

Ace: DAMN IT! They weren't supposed to find out.

(Y/N): I'm the-

Buggy: HE'S ROGER'S OTHER SON?!

Luffy: WHAAAAAAAAAT?!

Gray: (Y/N) come on! You're still yourself, no matter whose blood is in you!

Natsu: Yeah (Y/N), you're still the First Mate of the Straw Hats!

(Y/N): R-Right. I, got it! Come on!!

You all begin charging in!

Hancock noticed you!

Hancock: (Y/N) is the son of the King of the Pirates? Doesn't matter anyway, he's still the love of my life!!! HA!!

She rushes in and starts attacking the Marines!

Marines: WH- AAAGH!

She and her snake, Salome, unleash several beatdowns!

Hancock: SLAVE ARROW!!

She blows a kiss and enlarges it into a heart that shoots arrows that turn the Marines to stone, and she shatters them!

Hancock: Listen up Marine Fools! All of you will stay away from my Future Husband, or I will end your lives!!! No one would mind, because-

She points and looks upward, showing her boobs!

Marines: WE'RE SORRY!!

Moria looked in rage!

Moria: THEM!! THE STRAW HATS!! I WILL KILL THEM!!!

He jumps down to get his revenge!!

With the Straw Hats...

Happy: FINGER PISTOL: CAT SCRATCH!!

Carla: TEMPEST KICK: KITTY TAIL!!!

The two human transforming cats were taking out any soldiers coming through, though they soon noticed two figures attacking!

They were Jango and Fullbody!

Happy: Huh?

Fullbody: Hey, it's that little cat!

Happy: You are?

Fullbody: I'm Fullbody!! Remember?

Happy: Oh yeah! Sanji kicked your butt at the Baratie! And- JANGO?!

Jango: So, you do remember me?

Happy: Of course I do! But why are you here?

Jango: After you all foiled Captain Kuro's plan, I joined the Marines to hone my hypnotic abilties! Now, when I say, "1, 2, Jango," you will fall asleep! 1, 2, JANGO!!

But the two of them fall asleep.

Carla: How pathetic.

Happy: They were in the East Blue, of course they're pathetic.

Hina: UGH!! YOU FUCKING USELESS TURDS!!

Hina kicks the two out of the way.

Hina: Hina is disappointed.

Carla: Now, I recognize you! You tried to arrest us back in Alabasta!

Hina: Name's Black Cage Hina! Now- BLACK BIND!!!

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