Age of Pirates (Redux)

Baroque Works!/The Mysterious Organization!

The Merry sailed across the waters, with no hardships coming so far. It was almost refreshing. No giant Squids, no Sea Kings, no pirates, Marines, or crazy cults or anything of that caliber.

Wendy soon came out of the kitchen. 

Wendy: HEY YOU GUYS! Breakfast is ready!! 

Luffy: BREAKFAST?! 

Natsu: HELL YEAH!!! 

Gray: Wait, Wendy, you made breakfast? Why didn't Sa- 

Sanji: BE GRATEFUL YOU BASTARD!! Our newest crewmember made it out of gratitude. 

And so... 

All of the meals that were displayed looked burnt. 

Jack: Uh ... Wendy, is this really breakfast? 

Wendy: Yep! It's a sign of thanks for accepting both me and Carla as new crew members. Welcome to the Grand Line. 

Nami: Uh ... thanks Wendy. That's very thoughtful. 

Lucy: Yeah ... what Nami said. 

Zoro: Hey can we even consider this cra- 

Both Nami and Lucy slam their feet onto Zoro's. 

Nami and Lucy: JUST SHOVE IT IN!! 

They then shove Zoro's food into his mouth. 

Usopp: Seriously though, can we really be sure that this stuff is safe to eat? 

Sanji: Well it should be. I mean you can never judge food just on its appearance. 

Everyone then proceeds to eat. 

Wendy: So what did you guys think? 

Luffy and Natsu: THIS IS REALLY GOOD!!! 

Wendy: YAY! And y-

She then notices that the rest of the crew seemed red in the face. 

Straw Hats: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!! 

Everyone who wasn't Luffy and Natsu proceeded to start shoving water into your mouths. 

Wendy: Uh ... it couldn't have been that bad. 

Wendy gave it a try herself, and- 

Wendy: SPICY!!!!! MY MOUTH FEELS LIKE IT'S ON FIRE!!!! I must have used too much seasoning. 

Sanji: Hey, it's alright it's a common mistake. Now listen everyone, make sure you eat it all up. Wendy made this out of the kindness in her heart, and wasting food is something I can't stand. 

Carla: I appreciate your chivalry and respect for most females, despite the pervesions. But I can't eat something this spicy. 

Happy: Okay. 

Happy pulls out some salmon. 

Happy: Want to split a fish? 

Carla: Ugh, I guess so Tomcat. 

(Y/N): Aw, I think that's cute. Happy's going to get a girlfriend soon. 

Erza: Well, it would be nice to see. If Carla returns the feelings soon. 

Jack: What about you and the girls (Y/N)? I hear a lot of noises at night, and- 

(Y/N): SHHH!! Don't say that in front of- 

Sanji sloops down in depression. 

Sanji: WHY?! 

Zoro: HAHAHAHAHA! Now that's funny.