Protogen yearbook: Protogen.
Darkprotogen yb: the cooler protogen.
Buck yb: if I have a dime for each time I shoved cattes head in a toilet.. I'd be rich
Catte yb: help! Even a restraining order couldn't work.
Fed yb: I'm so hot, no wonder the place almost burnt down so many times!
Nuclearrabbit yb: I am who fed thinks they are.
NC yb: why am I associated with the idiots above?
Panther yb: Cafeteria food's worse then slimepup.
Jammer yb: VIP; Very-important-partier
Nightshade yb: life of the party!
Toxic rabbit yb: accepted my place as booger bunny
Sprinklekit yb: the reason is sinox are always cold? Im do cool
Sinox yb: Is failing English also cool? Stfu
Plantix yb: I was high the whole year.
Figs yb: "Pick your own yearbook quote."
Slimepup yb: live
Slimedragon yb: laugh
Slimehound yb: love
Witchbrew yb: I prefer live laugh war-crimes!
Kaiju yb: the classic
Shork yb: i walked so lemonshork could run.
Lemonshork yb: GOTTA GO FAST!
Watermelonshork: Don't eat watermelon.
Kawaiishork: Don't mess with me ;-;
Lanternshork: I used chat GPT to pass.
Mochi yb: imagining the yearbook quotes get randomized so they don't match!
blackout goos(-buck):
"down in Ohio
swag like Ohio
down in Ohio
swag like Ohio"
A terrified catte watching this happen
The blackouts slowly turn towards the catte before
"down in Ohio
swag like Ohio
down in Ohio
swag like Ohio
down in Ohio
swag like Ohio
Down in Ohio
swag like Ohio"
"what are you doing.."
Nightcrawler: "summoning.. OHIO"
"Down in Ohio
swag like Ohio
DOWN IN OHIO
SWAG LIKE OHIO!"
-blackout-
A now glowing buck appears infront of catte, who runs away
Wc spoilers here
Catte: reading a book
Buck: you're reading warrior cats..?
Catte: yes, now go away? I'm at where the tree might fall in the quarry!
Buck: Longtail dies and briarpaw gets paralyzed.
Catte:...
Buck: I had a question to ask you.. do you like waffles
Catte: NOT AGAIN! I'M NOT FIRESTAR AND I HAVE A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST YOU!!
Nightcrawler in a hallway: loud ahh pursuing down doors
Jammer: KEEP IT DOWN TRYING TO SLEEP!
Nc: breaks down the door sorry can't hear you over the sound of the doors.
Jammer: gives up and throws headphones at nc. They break. I will get my revenge. I may not have pursue.. But I am a theatre kid.
Next night
Nc: sleeping
Jammer:😼
Jammer: How does a ragtag volunteer army in need of a shower
Somehow defeat a global superpower?
How do we emerge victorious from the quagmire?
Leave the battlefield waving Betsy Ross' flag higher?
Yo, turns out we have a secret weapon
An immigrant, you know and love, who's unafraid to step in
He's constantly confusin', confoundin' the British henchmen
Ev'ryone give it up for America's favorite fighting Frenchman,
Nc: ghehd sleep time.
Jammer: LAFAYETTE! takin' this horse by the reins makin'
Redcoats redder with bloodstains
Lafayette!
And I'm never gonna stop until I make 'em
Drop and burn 'em up and scatter their remains, I'm-
Nc: SHUT!
Jammer: fine, but I had to wake you up to tell you something. I am not throwing away my shot.
Nc: Kay good now go away.
Jammer: but I'm not throwing away my shot! I'm just like my country, young, scrappy, and hungry. I am not throwing away my shot!
Nc: shut before you raise a glass to freedom and I pull a Burr.
Sharks: *throw a pool party*
Everyone: wow so cool and fun, something we are all included in!
Protos and sprinklekit:...
Shork: why the sad face? You'll love the water, it's so nice!
Protos: I actually have a dentist appointment, bye!
Sprinklekit: You don't even have teeth-
Shork: pushes into water, sprinklekit dies.
Slimepup: ew who peed in the water?!
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Kaiju "paradise"
Fanfiction20 chapters of Kaiju Paradise short stories, although for some of them, shorts an under statement. Most(not all) characters mentioned are not ocs and I made them up on the spot. If for some reason you wanna steal one, ask. I recommend you read this...
