Slimepup: slime hound? Do you have any food, I'm hungry.
Slimehound: we have some food at home, you can wait 10 minutes!
Slimepup: but can we pleaase get McDonald's??
Slimehound: we have food at home.
Slimepup: please please please?
Slimedragon: please please please?!
Slimehound: fine. But dragon your old enough to order your own food
Slimedragon:NOOO
-2 minutes later-
Slimehound ordering food: one happy meal and a burger.
Slimedragon: cough two happy meals. cough
Slimehound: Two happy meals.
Slimepup: and hurry! I'm hungry..
Panther behind them in line: I heard they added pup pasta to the menu?
Mochi employe going along with it: yep! And it's free if you provide your own pup!
Sprinklekit running out the doors: Sorry but you can't smoke within 100 meters of this McDonald's..
Plantix: No.
Sprinklekit: excuse me..?
Plantix: I can smoke when and where I want, I will sue you for not respecting my fundamental rights!
Figs: plantix please.. let's go.
Sprinkekit: Leave before I call security gaurds.
Plantix: it's a fast food place. What security?
Shades: I'm standing right here.
Vip jammer tweeting: come to my rad party!!! Only rules- no ruining the vibe, no annoying targeters and campers!!
Goos: arrive
Kaiju: *tries to enter* let me in!
Nightshade: sorry bud, you've camped the cave recently- oh hey hound and toxic rabbit, come on in!
Kaiju: SERIOUSLY?!
Catte: hey Siri, what time is it?
Protogen: it is currently 12:03 pm.
Catte: wait what-
Jammer: google, what is the temperature?
Protogen: 4* why?
Catte: ..alexa, what's two plus two..
Protogen: stop doing that! Four.
Panther with a megaphone: gootrax meeting! I repeat all gootraxians gather around! Protogen abuse has been going around, this counts as bullying and the only bullying allowed here is too slime pups and hazzy. Protogens prepared a speech. *hands microphone*
Protogen: As you may know I-
Panther whispering in protogens ear: roomba, play.. video file rick_rastly
Protogen: never gonna give you up starts playing muffled I hate you all
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Kaiju "paradise"
Fanfiction20 chapters of Kaiju Paradise short stories, although for some of them, shorts an under statement. Most(not all) characters mentioned are not ocs and I made them up on the spot. If for some reason you wanna steal one, ask. I recommend you read this...
