Heeseung: [flirting with Jake] If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I'd only have one, because I don't stop thinking about you.
Jake: [melting] You're such a menace.
Jay: I'm calling the cops.
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Jake: Do I need to be smarter to win arguments?
Jay: No. You need to stop arguing with me while holding a banana like it's a microphone.
Sunghoon: BUT DID HE WIN THOUGH?
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Sunghoon: [to Jay, clinging like a koala] I hate you.
Jay: [sighing, patting his head] You've said that every day since 2022.
Sunghoon: And I meant it... emotionally.
Jay: Sure, Romeo.
-♡-
Sunoo: I'm cute and terrifying. I'm a threat in pastels.
Riki: You're a cupcake with a switchblade.
Sunoo: Thank you. I'll allow that.
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Jake: Layla understands me more than any of you.
Heeseung: Layla licked a rock for 30 minutes yesterday.
Jake: Don't insult her like that. She's an artist.
-♡-
Jay: You kids are giving me wrinkles.
Jungwon: You already had those, Uncle Jay.
Jay: [in betrayal ] That's it, I'm disowning you.
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Sunghoon: Why are you looking at me like that?
Sunoo: I'm deciding whether to slap you or hype you up. It's a tight race.
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Riki: [in the middle of chaos] I'm not even at my final form yet.
Jake: Your final form better come with a mute button.
-♡-
Heeseung: [takes off his jacket]
Jake: [staring]
Jay: Jake, wipe the drool.
Jake: Let me live.
-♡-
Lol I underestimated again. I forgot my readers are introverted. Anyway, forget what I said in the last chapter, we're continuing this book. Thanks to the divas who let me know that they wanted more from this one before starting another one. I'll post whenever I find good quotes.
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Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen
FanfictionA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't copy the whole thing, write yours on your own. Only contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3
