Jake: I checked my bank account and it said 'LOL.'
Sunghoon: Mine said, 'Try again next month.'
Sunoo: Mine just logged me out.
-♡-
Jay: What's everyone's budgeting strategy?
Jungwon: I don't spend money.
Sunoo: I cry until someone buys it for me.
Riki: I commit light crime.
Jake: I emotionally manipulate Heeseung.
Heeseung: It works.
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Jungwon: Do I need this?
Riki: If you have to ask, no.
Jungwon: Okay but what if I buy it and just eat instant noodles for six days?
Riki: Now we're talking like a responsible adult.
-♡-
Jay: Do you even have a job?
Sunghoon: My job is making your life more difficult.
Jay: You're overqualified.
-♡-
Jungwon: I don't cry anymore. I just laugh until it sounds suspicious.
Sunoo: Can confirm. He giggled for 6 minutes after stubbing his toe and said 'Maybe pain is funny now.'
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Sunghoon: I'm not dramatic.
Jay: You said 'life is meaningless' because your toast fell butter-side down.
Sunghoon: AND WAS I WRONG?
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Riki: I told someone I liked them and they ghosted me.
Sunoo: Now you're haunted and emotionally ruined. That's aesthetic.
-♡-
Sunghoon: You can't just avoid everything by sleeping.
Jay: Watch me. I'm speedrunning life avoidance.
Sunghoon: You've been in bed for two days.
Jay: World record, baby.
-♡-
Sorry for the wait. I had been busy with exams, and now the weather's super hot, it's hard to do any kind of work....
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Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen
FanfictionA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't copy the whole thing, write yours on your own. Only contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3
