A collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't copy the whole thing, write yours on your own.
Only contains
*jayhoon
*heejake
*sunki
*sunwon
*wonki
and whatever tf there is
I'll make the cover later :3
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( Sunghoon the Mcdonald's employee )
[Texting]
Sunghoon: Hyung could you lend me some money while I look for a job?
Jake: Why are you suddenly calling me Hyung? But yeah sure-wait didn't have a job?
Sunghoon: I got fired yesterday.
Jake: Why?
Sunghoon: When I came to work my boss told me to leave my problems at the door. And I told him to stand outside.
Jake: Hahaha Heeseung and Jay's gonna die in laughter when they hear this.
A/N : I guess his Mcboss couldn't deal with his Mcproblems.😔✨
-♡-
Jake: Hey man what's up?
Sunghoon: Just converting oxygen into Carbon dioxide. You know the usual.
Jake: Wtf man? School's out why are you still doing science?
Sunghoon: Breathing Jake, I'm breathing
-♡-
Niki: Mom I'm pregnant!!
Jake: Are you drunk?
Niki: Yes why?
Jake: You're a boy... Also, did you just call me mom...?
-♡-
Heeseung: Whatcha doing?
Sunghoon: I'm watching a movie.
Heeseung: What movie?
Sunghoon: It's about a man's wife, who was brutally murdered by a serial killer and his son was left physically disabled. And a few years later the son was kidnapped and the father had to chase the kidnapper to find his son with the help of a mentally disabled woman.
Heeseung: Wow. Sounds interesting. Which movie is it?
Sunghoon: Finding Nemo.
-♡-
Heeseung: So can we talk?
Jake: Talk about what?
Heeseung: Us.
Jake: Why would you wanna talk about the United States?
-♡-
[In 02z group chat ]
Jake: What did the ocean say to the other Ocean?
Sunghoon: Sea you later?
Jake: No they just waved. Did you sea what I did there?
Sunghoon: Shore. Sea what I did there?
Jake: Stop being such a beach and stealing my jokes!
Sunghoon: Water you saying?
Jay: wtf?
[Jay left the group chat ]
-♡-
Sunoo: When I look into your eye I see something beautiful.
Niki: Like what?
Sunoo: My reflection
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