Jay: Why is the kitchen on fire?
Sunghoon: I was trying to make aesthetic pancakes.
Jay: Why was there glitter in the batter?
Sunghoon: Presentation matters, JAY.
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Jake: Do you think Layla would like you?
Heeseung: Layla would love me. I give off dad energy.
Jay: You give off himbo energy. Layla would adopt you.
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Sunoo: I'm not petty.
Sunghoon: You labeled my plant 'ugly' after I said mint chocolate sucks.
Sunoo: And I stand by it.
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Jungwon: If I jump off the roof, will that get us out of finals?
Riki: Let me grab my camera.
Jay: IF YOU BOTH DIE, WHO'S PAYING RENT?
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Heeseung: Why do I keep getting roped into your chaos?
Jake: Because you're hot and morally flexible.
Jay: Heeseung, blink twice if you need saving.
Heeseung: [winks]
Jay: That's not what I said—
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Riki: I'm tall now. You legally can't tell me what to do.
Jay: I'm legally going to ground you.
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Sunghoon: You can't yell at me, I'm sensitive.
Jay: You're built like a sleep-deprived menace with the sarcasm of a wine mom.
Sunghoon: And yet, you are still dating me.
Jay: Unfortunately.
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Sunoo: You can't intimidate me.
Sunoo: I've fought worse than you in a Sephora sale.
-♡-
Do you ever... just wanna grab someone by their hair and smash their face on a glass wall? I do, adulthood is taking me to insanity.
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Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen
FanficA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't copy the whole thing, write yours on your own. Only contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3
