Jay: Sunghoon, you're like a rash.
Sunghoon: Annoying?
Jay: No. Spreading and concerning, but weirdly hard to ignore.
-♡-
Jake: I think I have a crush on Heeseung.
Sunghoon: Everyone has a crush on Heeseung. Heeseung has a crush on Heeseung.
Heeseung: And I treat myself right, thank you.
-♡-
Sunoo: If being pretty was a crime, I'd be arrested immediately.
Riki: For tax evasion.
Sunoo: ...What?
Riki: You scream "I write off skincare as a medical expense."
-♡-
Riki: If I ever get murdered, just know I provoked it.
Sunoo: If I get murdered, it was probably because I said "slay" at a funeral again.
Jake: ...again??
-♡-
Heeseung: If you keep flirting like that, I'm going to kiss you.
Jake: That's literally the point.
Heeseung: Then prepare to be traumatized and loved at the same time.
-♡-
Jay: How did you burn cereal?
Sunghoon: I wanted it crispy.
Jay: You turned it into charcoal and summoned a demon in the kitchen.
Sunghoon: Yeah, and he said I'm doing amazing, sweetie.
-♡-
Jake: If I were to murder someone, how would I do it?
Sunoo: With kindness.
Jake: Aw—
Sunoo: I mean, the baseball bat you named Kindness.
-♡-
I'm confused, sgould I should finish this book right here or finish with 200 chapters? If I finish it here, I'll start a new book on my 2nd account named JaneNextDoor . And I'll add a Q&A session here.
So, please tell me what you guys want. I'll be waiting for more than 15 responses.
And if you want to ask questions for the Q&A, comment here. Ask anything you want, I don't mind anything.
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Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen
أدب الهواةA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't copy the whole thing, write yours on your own. Only contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3
