-♡-
Jake: I wish I had the ability to make boys really nervous.
Sunghoon: Holding a really sharp knife to their neck usually does the trick for me.
Jay: And as a boy, I can confirm that it usually makes me really nervous.
-♡-
[02:35 am]
Jay: What did the baby corn ask the mommy corn?
Jay: "Where's popcorn?"
Jay: Someone just unfollowed me for this joke. I guess they found it too corny.
Jay: I guess you could say they were a-maize-d.
Sunghoon: Please go to sleep...
-♡-
Jake: Books are just dead tattooed trees.
Jay: Jake wtf?
Heeseung: I like the smell of their corpse though.
Jay: Heeseung you too?
Sunghoon: That was creepy as fuck
-♡-
Niki: Give me 10 reasons, why I shouldn't turn into a slug right now.
Jungwon: I really can't think of any and It's pissing me off.
Sunoo: Why would you even want to be a slug?
-♡-
[2 am]
Jay: Sleeping is nice because you're not actually dead and you're not awake so It's a win-win situation.
Jay: It's like being dead without commitment.
Jay: An open relationship with death.
Jay: Death with benefits
Sunghoon: [Crying] ... Please..please go to sleep.
-♡-
Sunoo &Niki: [Stares off into space]
Jake: What are you doing?
Sunoo: What if a kangaroo jumps on a trampoline?
Jake: [Stares off into space too]
-♡-
I just had a late-night thought about eating a thick book. How would it taste? Books smell nice tho...
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Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen
FanfictionA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't copy the whole thing, write yours on your own. Only contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3
