Jake: Sometimes I want to be held gently and told I'm safe.
Heeseung: Sometimes I want to be pushed against a wall and told to shut up.
Jay: Why not both?
Sunghoon: That's literally how we got kicked out of the last Airbnb.
-♡-
Sunoo: Life is short.
Jake: So is my will to live.
Sunghoon: So is Jay's temper.
Jay: [already flipping the table] WHO SAID THAT?!
-♡-
Sunghoon: If I had a dollar for every time I disassociated during human interaction, I'd have enough money to buy a new identity and move to the mountains.
Jay: Add me to the carpool.
-♡-
Jungwon: Should we talk about our feelings?
Everyone: [visible panic]
Riki: Can we just pretend to be happy like normal people?
-♡-
Jay: What do you want for your birthday?
Sunghoon: A reason to live.
Jay: Be serious.
Sunghoon: Fine. A new rice cooker.
-♡-
Sunoo: I walked past a mirror and said 'hey hot stuff' and then tripped over my own feet.
Riki: That's the duality of man.
Jungwon: No, that's just your narcissism and karma fighting.
-♡-
Jungwon: Everyone says I have 'quiet rizz,' but honestly I just stare too long and forget to blink.
Sunoo: That's not rizz, that's haunting.
-♡-
Jay: You're staring.
Sunghoon: I'm analyzing your emotional weaknesses so I can seduce you and then ghost you.
Jay: ...That was oddly specific.
Sunghoon: So is my taste in men.
-♡-
I have exams starting on Sunday, and it'll take 10 days to finish.
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This book was written by two of my friends last year, but it didn't get much recognition. Some of you must have read it, but if you haven't, please do. It's such a cute two-shot.
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Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen
FanficA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't copy the whole thing, write yours on your own. Only contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3
