Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen

Part 149

Heeseung: [flirting with Jake] If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you... I'd invest it in therapy because what the hell is wrong with me.

Jake: Bold of you to assume I'd let you go to therapy alone. I'd be sitting next to you like, "Doc, we're a package deal."

-♡-

Sunoo: I looked in the mirror today and gasped.

Jungwon: Because of how good you look?

Sunoo: No, because I forgot I was wearing a face mask and thought a Victorian ghost child broke into the bathroom.

-♡-

Riki: I'm not saying I'm unstable, but if one more bitch looks at me wrong, I'm about to start throwing forks at people in the cafeteria.

Jake: Please don't—

Riki: [already throwing a fork] Forks of destiny, bitch.

-♡-

Heeseung: I'm a lover, not a fighter.

Jay: You punched me in the face yesterday.

Heeseung: I was loving you aggressively.

-♡-

Jungwon: I'm calm.

Riki: Bro, you just threatened to hex a guy for standing too close to Sunoo.

Jungwon: I said what I said.

-♡-

Jake: If we die, I want you to know—

Heeseung: That you love me?

Jake: No. That it was probably your fault.

-♡-

Riki: I aspire to be like Jungwon. Calm, collected, mysterious.

Jungwon: I buried a Barbie doll in the yard and whispered, "Balance must be restored."

Riki: See? Iconic.

-♡-

Hey guys...

uh, so I came back to finish this book after 19 months... yes mami it's been more than a year. the last update was in October 2023. I'm surprised that people are still reading this. And look at those views??!! Gurl??!!

In those 19 months, I took 7 entrance exams and finally got into a university. Kudos to me because I managed to survive all that mental torture and insane study sessions. My personality changed a lot and I think I'm more fluent in English now. And I wrote various fanfics. Wow, 17-year-old me could never think of that. 

I was gonna abandon this book and start another one. But let me hear from yall. Y'all want a new book?