Jay: Why did you buy 48 rolls of toilet paper?
Sunghoon: They were on sale and I fear the future.
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Sunoo: I saw a guy hot enough to cure my seasonal depression—then he sneezed like a trumpet and it came right back.
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Jungwon: You can't survive on iced coffee and vibes.
Riki: Watch me.
Sunoo: He hasn't eaten a vegetable in 6 days and he's starting to vibrate.
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Heeseung: I hate drama.
Jay: You once fake-cried at McDonald's so they'd give you a second sauce packet.
Heeseung: Yeah. And they gave me TWO.
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Sunghoon: I want to be mysterious.
Jay: You ate yogurt with a fork and said nothing for 20 minutes. You're already there.
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Jake: I'm not arguing. I'm just passionately expressing why you're wrong.
Riki: You're holding a spatula like a weapon.
Jake: Because I'm cooking up facts.
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Jay: What's the dumbest thing you've done today?
Sunghoon: I waved at someone who wasn't waving at me.
Jay: That's fine—
Sunghoon: Then I turned around and walked into a door.
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Half of 2025 has already ended, and I still haven't gotten any character development irl
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Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen
Fiksi PenggemarA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't copy the whole thing, write yours on your own. Only contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3
