Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen

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Sunghoon: You ever look at someone and just know they'd leave you for fried chicken?

Jay: [looking up from the menu] Is this a personal attack or a general truth?

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Riki: I told my mom I got an A and she asked, 'Out of how many?'

Sunoo: I told mine I was stressed and she said, 'Then go sleep.'

Heeseung: I cried once and my dad said, 'You want more reasons to cry?'

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Sunghoon: I'm not clingy, I'm culturally traumatized and affection-starved.

Jay: [sighs and pats his head] Me too.

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Heeseung: You ever eat ramen and feel like a single dad with two kids and a haunting past?

Sunoo: What anime are you living in?

Heeseung: My own. I'm the filler character.

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Jungwon: You can't just solve things with rage.

Sunoo: Tell that to my grandma, who fought a crow with her slipper.

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Jake: My mom said I need to eat more, so I told her Heeseung feeds me emotionally.

Sunghoon: And what did she say?

Jake: She told me to stop dating a malnourished giraffe and go eat kimchi.

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Sunghoon: I'm not petty.

Jake: You literally texted 'ok 👍' after Jay said goodnight.

Sunghoon: Tone matters.

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Riki: What's the WiFi password?

Jay: First, say something nice about me.

Riki: You have good taste in roommates.

Jay: ...Fine. It's 'JayIsCool123.'

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The amount of research and study I did to fit into the internet, with people from different countries and cultures, is... terrifying. All because one british-indian girl said my writing skills are like a kid's, and I talk like a millennial with a boomer energy. That hurt my ego, and I got a major character development after 5 years. Now, some people can't even guess my nationality from the way I talk. I think this is scary. I'm a totally different person on the internet. This is why mom used to say 'Don't get close to the people on the internet'... What a realisation.