Jay: You can't just solve every problem by hitting it.
Sunghoon: Watch me.
Jay: IT'S A PRINTER.
-♡-
Riki: Heeseung hyung, if I die, please delete my fanfics.
Heeseung: Bold of you to assume I haven't already read them.
Riki: [screams into the void]
-♡-
Sunghoon: Jay keeps saying I'm the most dramatic person he knows.
Sunoo: You did throw yourself on the floor because your latte had oat milk instead of almond.
Sunghoon: EXACTLY. My suffering is valid.
-♡-
Jungwon: Where did Riki go?
Heeseung: He said he was gonna 'become the wind' and then backflipped out the window.
Jungwon: So... Tuesday.
-♡-
Jay: I left you alone for one hour.
Riki: In my defense, it was a chaotic hour.
-♡-
Jungwon: You shouldn't prank people while they're sleeping.
Sunoo: That's when they're most defenseless.
Riki: Sunoo gets it.
-♡-
Sunghoon: Why are people so obsessed with me being in love with Jay?
Jake: Because you are.
Sunghoon: That's none of your business.
Jay: Stop fighting over me, I'm literally just trying to sleep.
-♡-
Jake: Heeseung, are you ignoring me?
Heeseung: I'm choosing peace.
Jake: I'll scream.
Heeseung: I believe you.
-♡-
Jay: If I die, don't avenge me.
Sunghoon: Too late, I already set the building on fire.
Jay: I stubbed my toe, Hoon, it wasn't that serious.
-♡-
while scrolling through tiktok I found a jayhoon video where it's a POV that says "Sunghoon's man" with bunch of jay's clips and some people were losing their shits in the comments. someone even commented "Jungwon's man"... like bruh chill, not everything is about those two. we'll always find these annoying people in every fandom. I've been fighting my inner demon since 2021. Can't even enjoy my ship without a mosquito yelling in my ear.
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Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen
FanficA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't copy the whole thing, write yours on your own. Only contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3
