Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen

Part 3🐱

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Heeseung: You know, you stay indoors too often. You should go out and get some sun.

Niki: [ Stares at Heeseung ]

Heeseung: Don't you dare.

Niki: [ walks up to Sunoo ]

Heeseung: Nishumura Michele Riki Jackson the third, I am warning you.

Niki: [ Hugs Sunoo] Is that enough sun for you?

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Interviewer: So any of you dating at the moment?

Sunghoon: I'll never be cuffed because cuffed spelled backward, is deffuc and what deffuc do I look like setting down with you hoes?

Interviewer: What did he say?

Jay: No, he said no.

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Jake: Knock* Knock*

Heeseung: Who's there?

Jake: Where when

Heeseung: Where when who?

Jake: My place, tomorrow evening, You and me ;)

Heeseung: [stopped functioning for 1 minute] .... wait that was smooth af.

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Jay: What happened last night?

Jungwon: You were drunk.

Jay: No, I wasn't.

Jungwon: You were cutting a pineapple yelling "SPONGEBOB! I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!!"

Jay: 

Jungwon:

Jay: what?

Jungwon: What?

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Sunoo: You're like a cloud.

Ni-ki: what?

Sunoo: When you disappear, it's a good day.

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[ At 2 am ]

Jay: Where are you going?

Sunghoon: [ sarcastically] Well, that depends. When I die, probably to heaven. But for now, I'm going to the restroom.

Jay: 

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Sunoo: Hyung, why do good people die young?

Heeseung: When you are in a garden, which flower would you pick?

Sunoo: The ugly one.

Heeseung: Exactl- wait what?

Sunoo: Because ugly bitches don't belong in my garden.

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Jay: [ Is chocking ]

Jake: Help! I need to call 911 but the 9 button isn't working.

Sunghoon: Just turn the phone upside down and use the 6!

Jake: GENIUS!

Jay: [Stops chocking suddenly ] What the fuck? 

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[ At a restaurant] 

Jake: Beer for me and ... a juice box for him.

Ni-ki: Hyung I'm an ADULT !

Ni-ki: I can order my OWN juice box.

Waiter: ...

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[ Sunghoon at the grocery store calling his members ]

Sunghoon: Guys is there anything else you need?

Ni-ki: I ran out of hair sauce.

Sunghoon: What do you mean?

Jungwon: Shampoo. He means shampoo.

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Sunghoon: What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

Jay: If you say "Addictonary" I sware to god I'll kill you.

Sunghoon:

Sunghoon: I was gonna say " High definition" but yours is even better. 

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A/N: Would you shoot your best friend in the leg for 10 million dollars?

Sunghoon: ... Bro you shoot me in the leg and take the 10 million and when I recover we can split it between each other and get rich.

Jake: Bro you too shoot me in the leg. Then we'll have 20 million.

Sunghoon: Yes fuck the SYSTEM~!

A/N: ...

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