Sunoo: Don't mistake my kindness for weakness.
Jungwon: You threw a slipper at Riki for breathing too loudly.
Sunoo: Exactly.
-♡-
Jake: I'm cold.
Heeseung: [hands him a hoodie] Here.
Jake: No, I mean emotionally.
Heeseung: [pulls him into a hug]
Jay: I'm leaving. This is disgusting.
-♡-
Jungwon: Why are you two acting like you're married?
Jake & Heeseung: Because we are, emotionally.
Riki: Divorce him, Heeseung hyung. You deserve better.
Jake: You're just mad I banned you from the Xbox.
-♡-
Jay: Riki, why are there frogs in my bathtub?
Riki: They're emotional support frogs.
Jay: They're biting me.
Riki: They sense your tension.
-♡-
Jungwon: How did you break the microwave?
Sunghoon: I was heating up a spoon.
Jungwon: WHY?
Sunghoon: Because chaos is free.
-♡-
Sunoo: I'm not saying I'm the best, but I am saying if we were on a reality show, I'd win through looks and manipulation.
Jake: You say that like it's not deeply concerning.
Sunoo: It's called charisma, baby.
-♡-
Jay: You can't keep hiding your emotions behind sarcasm.
Sunghoon: [dramatic gasp] HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF SOMETHING SO EMOTIONALLY ACCURATE.
-♡-
Riki: If I die, delete my browser history.
Sunoo: You have nothing to hide.
Riki: I don't want them to know I googled 'how to flirt in English like a Disney Channel villain.'
-♡-
Seeing your younger sibling doing grown-up stuff is disturbing. I was no saint when I was 13, but damn I'm so not ready. ugh
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Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen
FanfictionA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't copy the whole thing, write yours on your own. Only contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3
