Piss finally left his dark cave of a bedroom, feeling accomplished over his new look. It felt freeing. He thought he looked amazing. Benashit on the other hand....
"PUOF WHOT THA FUHK AHE YEW WEARING" he yelled.
"SHUT UP. I look amazing and you know it, " Puff scoffed. Benatar simply look at him as if he had 3 eyes as a response. After an eyeroll, Puff slumped over to the pantry to grab some.... black licorice?
"Butt yew donte even loike blacc licurishe?" Benafart said confusedly.
"I do now. I have a strong connection with it. It's the same color as my soul..." Piss said in a dark voice. Benatar held back the urge to cringe, as he didn't wanna hurt Puff's feelings. It's rather hard though, since Piss flies off the handle at Benashit and the drop of a hat. It's a challenge, but he found the shorter man's loud "I'm-tough-and-shit" personality endearing. He would never say it to his face though, of course. However, this sudden behavior worried Benatar, he changed into this emo creature literally over night. Puff normally wouldn't eat black licorice if his life depended on it. He had to figure out what was happening.
"Puof?" The brit asked quietly.
"What."
".. Arr yew owekaye?"
"...."
Suddenly, guitar started playing in the background.
"NOENOENOE PUOF PLEEZ DO NAWT-"
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IT'S NOT A PHASE, BENATAR || A Crappy Benapuff Story
Fanfictionpuff x benatar story where puff gets brainwashed by My Chemical Romance and becomes emo. it is up to benatar to save his tortured soul. im kms
