IT'S NOT A PHASE, BENATAR || A Crappy Benapuff Story

chapter 12 ⛓️⛓️⛓️

It was a normal day, and Benafart was simply watching TV and minding his own business. All was peaceful until Pisseth came storming down stairs like an elephant. He suddenly grasped Barnyard's wrist and dragged him out the front door. 

"Whot tha-"

"Get in." Puff growled as he approached the car. 

"Whoy...?"

"DO IT."

Intimidated by Puff's mood, he hopped into the car without hesitation. And in the blink of an eye, they were speeding down the road at 120 miles per hour. This of course terrified Benashit. 

"AEAEAEEAEAEAEEAEAEAEAE"

"We're going to pick up Ooxsal," Puffward informed him. 

"Owekaye...."

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Benafuckingshitmyassatar then snapped out of his thoughts when Piss came to a slow and pulled into Hot Topic. Parking safely in the middle of the road, he then spoke. 

"Go get Assxel."

"... Olroight..." He then walked into the large building and looked around for the pinnacle of dumbassery. It didn't didn't take long to see him in a random isle, shopping for various emo stuff. 

"AXELLE POUF NEEYDS YEW"

"Huh- oh yea." The idiot replied, walking out of the store. Beanshart followed, and they then parked their ass back in the car, Benashit reserving his spot at the back. As soon as they closed the doors, Puff sped down the highway showing no sign of stopping, and Benashitatoot-o-rama leaned against the window having his depressing music video moment. Pissethen grabbed his phone and googles the directions to Atlanta, using his knees to keep the wheel steady. 

"What do you two wanna listen to." He then asked, using the stupid fake deep voice he adapted. Benatit loved Puff's normal voice, so he got a bit sad every time he spoke. 

"Uhe.... Imagune Draguns?"

"IMAGINE DRAGONS DEEZ NU- no."

"Whot?"

"What else."

"Panik æt tha discœ?"

"Perfect." Soon enough, songs boomed from the speakers. Beansnort then leaned back in his seat, and attempted to tune out the loud noise.