(i did some research on bri'ish slang so i can write benashit's dialogue better so here we go)
Puff immediately came so senses on what the frick he was doing, and immediately pushed Benadick away. This was followed by silent staring.
"..bloimey." Benashshhsnshshsusysn said, rubbing the back of his neck with his hand. (HHEHAHAHA)
"Shut up. You can kiss guys and still be straight.😒" Pelham said matter-of-factly.
"Rubbish. Yew knew wha' yew wehre dewin'."
"CAN IT, BRIT." Puddle of shart shot back. Buttered ass cheeks fell silent and threw his hands up defensively.
"....why are you blonde." Piss intervened.
"..tha's howe ie wuz bohrn?"
"why are you tall."
Holding back the urge to say that he just looks tall because Pissery is so short, he said,
"tha's howe ie wuz bohrn."
"why are you.... british"
"tha's howe ie wuz bohrn."
"where are your eyes."
As an answer to Pneumonia's query, Benahafa simply moved his harr to the side, revealing his eyes. (like gen 2 bathroom stall)
"JESUS MY MOTHERFUCKING CHRIST THATS SCARY," 💨 jumped back. However, after a moment, he became lost staring at them.
"Howe?"
"Ghh- I- uh... I'm not used to it I guess."
"Welle ie cahn see be'uh loike thes..."
"Then keep it like that," Puerto shrugged. "I don't mind."
Benahafa then actually processed that he can see better, thus his eyes trailed down.
To puff's ass.
Taking note of this, Piece of shit spoke up.
"Benatar."
Silence.
'Two can play at that game,' Pussycat thought. He then agressively stares at Benefit's ass. This went ont for about five minutes. Just then the atmosphere shattered with a loud noise as Pisshead smacked Benadryl's ass.
"OWE WHOT THA FUHK"
"HEHHEHAHAHAHAHAHA"
"COME HEAUH YEW LI'L COCK-UP"
"OH SHIT"
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IT'S NOT A PHASE, BENATAR || A Crappy Benapuff Story
Fanfictionpuff x benatar story where puff gets brainwashed by My Chemical Romance and becomes emo. it is up to benatar to save his tortured soul. im kms
