Benafuck snapped out of his trance when the van rolled and tumbled into the parking lot and conveniently came to a stop at an actually legal spot.
"ALRIGHT. HERE'S THE DEAL," Puff boomed, gaining the attention of Assxel and Benastat.
"WE ALL KNOW THAT IM THE SHORTEST..." Pneumonia said with tears pricking his eyes. Benadryl and Anxiety Disorders In Children nodded.
"SO ONE OF YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO SNEAK ME IN. I ONLY BOUGHT TWO TICKETS."
Bartender sighed and then spoke. "Eye cahn hoide yew in moy keeytah caes."
Confused, Puffward remarked "You brought your keytar?"
"OEF COORS. IE OLWAEYS BRING MOY KEEYTAH JUST EN CAES."
"OKOK"
Pufferfish then dove into the case, not long before Benabutt shut it and strapped it behind his back. The brit had no idea what to do, so he simply just followed Axel around. Like me following my mom in public. Like an idiot.
Once they waltzed up to the check in, Benatar was faced with something scarier than emo Puff.
Social interaction.
"Tickets?" The young female acne victim spoke. Ooxsal handed over the 2 tickets Piss irresponsibly bought, whereas Benashittyassapartment was desperately trying to not look suspicious. Once they got their paper bracelet thingies (you know what im talking about), Axel the dumbass said something that made Benadryl mentally stab himself.
"Can we get three bracelets?"
"....Why?"
The silence after that was so loud.
"...Nevermind."
The lady then shrugged and went back to doing her job. Benashart then let out the sigh he didn't know he was holding, and followed Assxel into the crowd he severely dreaded.
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IT'S NOT A PHASE, BENATAR || A Crappy Benapuff Story
Fanfictionpuff x benatar story where puff gets brainwashed by My Chemical Romance and becomes emo. it is up to benatar to save his tortured soul. im kms
