Ponyboy: Are you my homework? Because I'm not doing you right now but I definitely should be.
Sodapop: My dick just died. Do you mind if I bury it in your ass?
Darry: We're you raised on a farm? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.
Dallas: Your just like my little toe because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
Johnny: Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave a foot long.
Two Bit: You know what I like in a girl? My dick.
Steve: There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy your Uranus.
Tim: Are your legs Nutella? Because I'd love to spread them!
Curly: Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together.
