How Bad Can He Get

Chapter 13: Too long to write...

Chapter 13: Telling innocent looking-but not so innocent on the inside, middle-aged woman that we're a couple now that is stupid!

"Hey are we going to your house or do you wanna go somewhere?" Ethan asked me as we walked out of the school.

It was a Thursday and I was hoping to do something simple before Friday came crashing in and for some reason my Friday's were always hectic.

"I wanna relax and take it slow today...How about we hang out at your house? With your sister"

He raised an eyebrow at me. "You wanna hang with my sister?" I nodded and he snorted. "I thought you wanted to relax!" I shoved him playfully while laughing.

"Okay come on."

***

I woke up on a couch and my face felt sticky. I sat up and found Sophie giggling on the floor.

"Hey Sophie" I said kissing her on the cheek and picking her up. She kept giggling and laughing. Something was definitely strange.

Then Ethan's voice erupted from the kitchen "Sophie you're giggling and whenever you giggle something's wrong." He walked in and we both gaped at each other. After a few minutes we burst out laughing at the same time.

"Ha! Ha! Look at you!!"

"What heck?! You should be looking at you!" I yelled pointing towards him. He was wearing a girly flower-print apron, a shower cap and matching gloves to top it all off.

"What are you wearing?" I asked him. He gave me sheepish look.

"Well, you fell asleep on your way here so I took advantage of that time and decided to clean up around here."

"That explains the apron and gloves but the shower cap?"

"Oh yeah I was cooking and I wanted to keep my hair out of the food and I don't necessarily have a hair net so this is the next best thing..."

I laughed. "Okay then continue on with your cooking and cleaning..." He nodded "Wifey." I added mocking him.

I then I remembered that Ethan was laughing at me. I deposed Sophie on the ground and went in the washroom to look in the mirror. When I looked I instantly screeched. Ethan came bustling in the room, finding me gaping at my reflection.

Sophie had somehow managed to get some black lipstick of some sort and put it across my eyebrows connecting them together to make a uni-brow. She then shagged in under my nose to form a moustache. And finally she dotted black all around my chin to act as stubble. I had to admit that Sophie was crazy smart to be able to get all those details on men facial hair. If I were her I would've drawn a moustache; end of story.

"Well hello husband." Ethan threw back at me referring to my previous comment.

"Ha! Ha! Very funny!" I said following him into the kitchen. "How did Sophie even get black lipstick in the first place?"

"Oh it's mine."

"Well I sure have a weird wife-"

"No I mean during my football games we put it over our faces as warrior make up and stuff..." I nodded my head in comprehension.

I helped set up the table but then I smelled something burning.

"Ethan I think something's burning!"

He ran into the kitchen and immediately took out what was supposedly dinner.

"Ah sh*t, sh*t, sh*t I'm such an idiot!! Gah stupid!!"