All of this is canon...
-2000 Years Before Kinda Cringe-
It was the old times in a small town in what is now known as "Ohio".
???: "Alright Jeff, turn it on"
Jeff: "You got in Bob!"
Jeff flipped a lever.
Bob: "It's crazy, this technology from the future"
The floor began to crack until black goop fell out.
Jeff: "What the?"
Bob: "Woah"
The crack then formed a giant hole.
Jeff: "What the hell"
A ghost phantom then flew from the hole and flew away.
Bob: "Woah"
Giant Goop then flew out of the hole.
Jeff: "BOB RUN!"
Jeff and Bob ran as the black goop caught Bob.
Jeff: "BOB NO!"
Bob: "Ru-"
Bob then turned pitch black with his eyes and teeth becoming black.
Corrupted Bob: "Hello there, Jeff"
Jeff: "What do you want? What was that black phantom thing about?"
Corrupted Bob: "The Phantom will posses a child years in the future, this child must be killed, he will hurt anything, shoot up schools and worst of all, Call someone stinky one time"
Jeff: "What the?"
The Corrupted Bob's head then twitched his head as a giant Earth Worm came from the floor and ate Jeff up.
-2000 Years Later in the UK-
Hope: "*Cries*"
Rylee: "Oohhh, that's what tears look like!"
Roger: "Yea? Have you ever seen someone cry"
Rylee: "Well yes but I have a feeling I'm the only one with black tears"
