Dr. Briefs Made This Episode In A Cave....WithABoxofScraps!

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We open with Kami's ship arriving at the actual Planet Namek this time.

Narrator: So, after seven hundred and thirty-one gruelling galactic weeks of travel-or one month if you never watched "Men in Black"-our *ahem* "heroes" have finally arrived on Planet Namek. Where the sky is green, the grass is blue, and it's boring as s**t.

Oscar winced. "Seems it narrator is having a bad day."

"We all are, Oscar." Glynda said sighing.

Krillin: Hey, Gohan, check it out. Blue grass. What do you think their favorite kind of music is? Huh? Huh?

Gohan: R&B...?

"No country, how can you not know that?" Pyrrha asked.

"He did live in a sheltered life." Weiss said.

Krillin: Huh. You're really sheltered, aren't you?

Gohan: I had to read an entire book about peach farming on the way here. You tell me.

"Yeah I say that is a check for sheltered." Sun said with a nod.

Krillin: Well... hey! We're on Namek now! Bulma, got the Dragon Radar?

Bulma: Right here! We're already picking up four Dragon Balls!

"That's good to here but....weird there all in one spot." Ren said seeing that brief glimpse of the radar.

"That's probably not good." Jaune said concerned.

Yang shook her head. "No it isn't."

Krillin: See? Now we just have to find them, wish our friends back, and head on home!

Bulma: Hey Krillin, is that a Saiyan ship?

A space pod is seen flying above Krillin.

Krillin: (notices the space pod) Huh?

"Oh boy." Ruby said concerned.

"Things just got a lot harder." Oscar said worried.

"I mean, it could be worse." Neptune said thinking.

Gohan: I think I sense Vegeta.

Krillin: (sounding more frightened) Huh?

"We figured that much." Ilia said.

Blake nodded. "He was the only one to use that ship still alive. We know of at least."

Bulma: Oh, and now those four Dragon Balls are on the move.

Krillin: AAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Adam covered his eyes groaning. "Annoying human."

Ruby laughed. "So much for a simple adventure."

Oscar chuckled. "Yeah, it's going to be completely complicated with Vegeta and who has those four Dragon Balls."

"I think we know who has them." Weiss said with a smile

Season 2 Opening Sequence

We come to Vegeta's space pod landing on Namek, with Vegeta emerging from the crater and holding a scouter).

Krillin: (in background) -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Whitney's eyebrows twitched. "He can stop now."

Robyn sighed in annoyance. "I think he will right now."

"He's going to destroy his vocal cords... reflexively." Hazel said deadpan.

"I sure hope so." Sienna retorted. "That way he doesn't have to be so irritating."

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