We open on Goku's shift where Dr. Briefs contacts Goku on a small screen.
Dr. Briefs: Goku!
Goku: Hi, Dr. Briefs
Dr. Briefs: Goku! What have you done? You've blasted off into space! You're incredibly lucky I already set the coordinates for Namek, but you... (notices Goku holding a muffin) you... Where did you get that muffin?
Ruby noticed it as well. "Good question. Where did he get it?"
Goku: Muffin button.
"Muffin button?" Oscar repeated confusingly.
Dr. Briefs: But... I... never installed a muffin button...
Goku: Then where did I get this muffin...?
"Question of the hour." Jaune said just as confused.
"Maybe it's a mystery muffin?" Yang joked questionably
Dr. Briefs: Listen very close, Goku. Whatever you do, don't fool with the gravity controls. It goes up to one hundred times Earth's normal gravity.
"Why would he even set it to do that?" Nora questions.
"For convenient purposes like these." Weiss answers.
Goku: So what you're saying is... if I turn up the gravity, then I can get stronger!
"I would call that idiotic but as we know training on King Kai's planet with the increased gravity made him stronger." Ironwood said with a nod.
"Indeed, but that was only ten times Earth's normal gravity." Winter said remembering.
Dr. Briefs: No! What I'm saying is it will crush your bones! The detrimental effects could be catastrophic! You may never walk again!
"You forget that Goku has Senzu Bean to heal him." Ren said.
"As long as he keeps them nearby." Blake points out.
Goku: Bored now. Gotta train. Bye-bye!
Dr. Briefs: Goku, wai--!
Goku pushes a button to turn off the TV.
Goku:...I like his mustache.
"Eh, we've seen better with Ports." Weiss said shrugging.
"But Dr. Briefs could rival his." Ruby points out.
Port scratched his mustache with a questionable look. "You think so?"
Season 2 Opening Sequence
We head to Namek where Dodoria is rubbing his face from Krillin's surprise attack from the last episode.
Dodoria: (groans as he gets up).
Nora smirks. "Hurts doesn't it asshole?"
Ren chuckles lightly. "He was attacked twice."
Zarbon: Are you all right over there?
Dodoria: Yeah. Little bastards just hit me outta nowhere.
Zarbon: Oh, trust me, I know what it's like to take a hard one to the face.
"Oh god!" Glynda groans at that innuendo.
Weiss facepalms in disgust. "Seriously?"
Frieza: Good to see you're still conscious, Dodoria. Oh, and just so you know, it's not a big deal or anything, you might want to get right onto this one, but THEY'RE GETTING AWAY, YOU FAT BASTARD!
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RWBY reacts to Dragon Ball Z Abridged- Season 2
ActionRWBY and a few other characters will reacting to the second season of DBZ Abridged.
