A Lovely Bunch of Dragon Balls

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Zarbon: The following is a non-profit fan-based parody. DragonBall, DragonBall Z, and DragonBall GT are all owned by FUNimation, Toei Animation, Fuji TV, and Akira Toriyama. Please support the official release.

"Why is Zarbon doing the disclaimer now?" Ruby asked.

"Oh that's right, we've forgotten to tell you." Theo said as he slapped himself on the head. "Most of the characters of the DBZ Abridged series will doing the disclaimer most of the time."

"That's neat." Oscar said nodding.

We open to a darkened sky with Vegeta somehow acquiring all seven Dragon Balls and summoning Shenron.

Narrator: Last time on DragonBall Z Abridged...

Neo blinked. "Wait, that didn't..."

"It's his dream, Neo." Watts stated.

"Oh."

Vegeta: Finally! I've gathered all seven Dragon Balls!

"In your dreams." Roman pointed out.

Shenron: State your wish.

Vegeta: Dragon! Grant me immortality!

Shenron: Your wish is granted. (eyes start glowing red).

Vegeta: Yes! I've done it! I'm finally the strongest in all the universe! WAH HA HA HA HA HA!

We then cut to Vegeta lying on the ground, unconscious and with Zarbon beside him checking his pulse.

"Called it." Roman calls out.

Cinder nodded. "Definitely a dream."

"Guess Vegeta didn't get far before passing out." Mercury said.

"We know it wasn't a dream cause Shenron wasn't being a smartass." Mercury commented.

Vegeta: (groggily) I am unstoppable...

Zarbon: Oh, how cute, he's having a little dream.

Adam scoffed. "Cute? Yeah right."

Vegeta: (groggily while twitching his left foot) Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!

"Awww, that's adorable." Penny said giggling.

Winter shook her head. "In some way, Penny."

Zarbon: Now let's get you back to Lord Frieza. I need to... probe you for information.

"Oh boy." Weiss groans sighing.

Zarbon starts flying while dragging Vegeta.

Vegeta: (groggily) My power is maximum...

"It really isn't Vegeta." Ciel said shaking her head

Season 2 Opening Sequence

We then come to an outside view of Frieza's ship and then inside with Appule playing Dragon Ball Z: Budokai Tenkaichi 3 while Vegeta is seen inside a healing tank.

Appule: (while playing as himself and beating up Bardock) Take that, you bastard! This one's for Eachpe!

"Seriously? A video game?" Sienna deadpanned.

Ironwood sighed. "Some soldier."

Neptune noticed something. "Hey, isn't it that soldier who survived that battle with the Namekian Warriors?"

Sun nodded. "Yep. Seems like it. What was his name again?"

"Bardock." Blake answered.

The monkey faunus smiled. "Thanks, Blake."

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