Burter: (reading the disclaimer extremely quickly) The following is a non-profit fan-based parody. DragonBall, DragonBall Z, and DragonBall GT are all owned by FUNimation, Toei Animation, Fuji TV, and Akira Toriyama. Please support the official release. Yes! Best time!
"Hmmmm no. The average time for this is 18 seconds but because of that last bit it clocked 19 seconds." Ruby said shaking her head.
"Damn so close too." Yang chuckled.
We open with Goku flying in the sky, finally arriving on Planet Namek.
Goku: Finally, I'm on Planet Namek.
"About time." Blake stated.
"Yeah, hard to believe it's been a week even though there has been day and night cycle." Oscar said nodding.
"I am thinking there is no night time on Namek." Ren said with a thought on it
Krillin: (in distance) Help uuuuussssss!
Goku: So serene.
"Errr Goku, your best friend is calling for help." Marrow said confused on why the hero isn't responding to his friend's call.
Krillin: (in distance) Oh, God, he's killing us! Heeeeeelp!
Goku: I think I hear a duck. But this far out in space? That doesn't make any sense!
"Oh geez." Winter said face palming
Penny giggled. "It looks like Goku doesn't know about Space Ducks."
Krillin: (in distance) Quaaaaaaaack...
Goku: Oh, no! That sounds like Krillin! Imma comin'! (powers up to Kaio-ken).
"Well at least he is now going to it but geez." Weiss said face palming.
"SANJOU!! GINYU TOKUSENTAI!!" Opening Sequence
"Still an awesome opening." Nora said.
It then shows Burter's face on the screen along with an ad on Team Four Star soda and Spacey's, accompanied by an announcer speaking in Japanese.
"Was that even necessary?" Harriet sighed
"I believe it's best to not question these things." Clover intervened.
We open at Frieza's ship where Frieza was upset over possibly losing his wish.
Frieza: I can't believe we came all the way out here and spent a week in the Space Boonies for nothing! Seriously, I'm surprised we didn't hear banjos on the way in because everybody's inbred and LOOKS THE F**KING SAME! Not to mention I lost Dodoria and Zarbon, the latter of whom spent 400 credits making long-distance calls to his girlfriend, WHO I AM CONVINCED IS NAMED CHUCK!
"Yeah, Frieza is a little upset right now." Ruby said giggling
Captain Ginyu: Lord Frieza...
Frieza: WHAT?!
Captain Ginyu: There may still be a few holed up somewhere. Perhaps you should check your scouter.
"Yeah, probably should've done that sooner." Pyrrha commented.
"Indeed, I know Frieza doesn't know this but the Dragon Balls become inert when all the Namekions on the planet are gone, or at least the one who created and powers them is gone." Oobleck said nodding
"Huh, makes sense." Jaune said nodding.
Frieza pauses for a brief moment and then checks his scouter.
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RWBY reacts to Dragon Ball Z Abridged- Season 2
ActionRWBY and a few other characters will reacting to the second season of DBZ Abridged.
