Fear the Arrival!! Salute, Ginyu Force!!

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Guldo: The following is a non-profit fan-based parody. DragonBall, DragonBall Z, and DragonBall GT are all owned by FUNimation, Toei Animation, Fuji TV, and Akira Toriyama. Please support the official release.

"Who's that reading the disclaimer?" Marrow asked not recognizing the voice.

"That would be Guldo. He's one of the members of the Ginyu Force." Theo answered.

"His voice sounds weird." Harriet plainly stated.

We open with the Ginyu Force's space pods slowly opening up with the Ginyu Force flying up in front of Frieza.

"Alright, let's see what these guys are about." Harriet asked curious.

Captain Ginyu: Men, Introductions. (does a pose) Ginyu!

Jeice: (poses) Jeice!

Burter: (poses) Burter!

Guldo: (poses) Guldo!

Recoome: (poses) Recoome!

Captain Ginyu: And together, we are...

"SANJOU!! GINYU TOKUSENTAI!!" Opening Sequence

We come to just after that indicating they performed that whole opening now with a short silence as the Ginyu Force holds their pose in Front of Frieza.

Whitney blinked in confusion. "Ummm... what did we just witness??"

"I have no idea, but from what I just saw, it sucked." Robyn stated.

"I kinda like it." Ruby said smiling.

Penny nodded. "Me two."

Weiss facepalmed. "Oh brother."

Frieza: (thinking) Sure is Zarbon in here...

"So long as their speeches aren't innuendos a lot we'll be fine." Winter said sighing.

Captain Ginyu: Lord Frieza, thank you for this chance to serve you.

Recoome: (as rock music plays as he talks) AND BUST SOME HEADS!

"Woah, well now, it looks like one of them is a pro wrestler." Cardin said surprised.

"Yeah, that would be bad for the group." Sky said nodding.

Captain Ginyu: Quite. But before we go down to business, Jeice?

Jeice: Yes sir, cap'n. Here you go, Lord Frieza. The new up-to-date scouters.

"I see, well now they will be able to track power levels which means everyone is in trouble." Kali said.

"And they are probably a lot more accurate then the prior ones." Ghira said thinking

Frieza: Good. And they have the ringtone I wanted?

Captain Ginyu: Yes, sir. (presses a button on his scouter).

Frieza's scouter starts playing "F" by Maximum the Hormone with a text that reads "Incoming Call From: Ginyu"

Frieza: Glorious.

"Not going to lie, that is a pretty sweet ringtone." Yang said smiling.

"Yeah, I want it as my ringtone." Neo said with her sign smiling.

Frieza: Now, as you have been informed, Vegeta and a few other pests have taken my Dragon Balls.

Recoome: Whoa, whoa, whoa, Vegeta?

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