RWBY reacts to Dragon Ball Z Abridged- Season 2

Frieza: The Final Cut (Part 2)

We open on Namek with Porunga emerging from the water, now back to life, before shifting to Guru's house.

"Wait... why is Guru being revived??" Oscar asked confused. "I mean, it's great he's come back to life but... he wasn't killed by Frieza nor was he killed by his men."

Ozpin hummed in thought. "You have a good point, Oscar." Hen then looked at Theo and Lucy. "Did we miss miss something wrong?"

"Well, Guru died because of the stress caused by Frieza killing his people. It's more of an indirect way of killing a person, but it still counts in Dragon Ball Z." Lucy explained.

"In other words : Plot devices." Theo adds in.

"That... somewhat makes sense." Glynda said slowly. "In reality, I don't think anything in Dragon Ball Z makes sense."

Guru: (wakes up) Aaaah! Oh. Oh... right. I stopped my heart for a couple minutes there.

"A couple?? Really??" Caroline asked in disbelieve.

Guru: (notices the destruction of Namek) Oh, God, global warming? 

"It's more than Global warming, Guru." Pyrrha said.

Guru: NAAAAAIIILLLL!!!

"Nail is no longer able to come to your aid, Guru." Ren said shaking his head.

We come to the Namekian village where all of Namekians are waking up, being brought back to life by Shenron.

Mouri: Ah, why is my neck so stiff?

"Because it was snapped by Dodoria." Weiss points out.

"But nice to see him alive again." Ruby said nodding.

We then come to Vegeta's Grave.

Vegeta: (makes muffled noises as he emerges from his grave).

"Like a vegetable, he comes from the ground." Yang said chuckling.

Vegeta: When there's no more room in hell, VEGETA SHALL WALK THE... (turns around notices the destruction of Namek)...other hell, what the hell? (thinking) Well, I have my clothes back-- so at least that's a start. Am I alive? (punches himself in the ribs) Argh! Augh! (falls on the ground) Yay! I'm alive! (coughs blood at the ground).

"Yeah, you're alive but maybe not waste it by hurting yourself." Jaune said sweatdropping

"Yeah, you just came back, so don't waste it." Blake said in agreement

We then come to Dende.

Dende: (wakes up and gets on his feet) I'm alive? 

"Yes you are." Summer said smiling that Dende is once again living.

Dende: I'm alive! And... (notices Porunga in the distance) And I have an idea.

"Oh Dende, sneaky I wonder what you have planned." Coco said smiling.

"I'm sure it is something to ruin Frieza's plan for immortality." Velvet said nodding

We then come to Frieza ramming straight into Goku and burying him in a hole hundreds of feet underground before jumping out of the hole, which explodes with lava.

Frieza: Well, now you're Super Saiyan soup, high in vitamin dumbass! (laughs and looks up at the sky) Huh? Oh, God, what's up with the sky? This planet really is about to blow. I give it like... two minutes tops. I better get to my ship and-- (gets kneed in the face by Goku) Stop that! Stop not dying! You think you're better than me? You're nothing but an overgrown monkey!