Nail is Piccolo, and so can you!

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"'Nail is Piccolo, and so can you!'" Ruby said reading the title.

"What does that mean?" Yang asked.

Oscar hummed. "I'm guessing Nail and Piccolo will cross paths in the episode."

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"Oh boy, that is not a good sign for Nail." Jaune said worried

"Well, let's hope it isn't too bad." Pyrrha said thinking.

We open with Piccolo on Planet Namek.

Piccolo: Urgh, what was that idiot DOING bringing me here! It's... Wait a minute, I can feel it... This is my home! I can finally see its beauty! The lush blue fields, the crystal clear waters, the wind brushing past my... GOD, THIS IS BORING!!! (groans) No wonder I feel at home.

The hunters laughed at Piccolo's assessment of Planet Namek.

"Yeah, but it's nice to learn where you came from and see it for yourself." Ren said thinking on it

"It may be boring but it's wonderful." Nora said smiling

Season 2 Opening Sequence

We then come to Frieza confronting our heroes who are petrified with fear.

Frieza: Well, Vegeta. You've finally pulled it off. You've managed to dash my hopes entirely. With some help, I see.

Krillin: Quack!

"Not the time, Krillin." Blake retorted.

Gohan: Krillin, seriously, not helping!

Krillin: I can try.

"No you can't." Mercury bluntly stated.

"I mean, he can try but I doubt the space duck plan would work this time since he can see you and was well aware of you." Emerald said shaking her head.

"I give him a B- for effort." Neo said.

Frieza: I'm very curious. Where exactly are you from?

Krillin: We're from Ear--

Gohan: Krillin, no!

"Keep your your dumb mouth shut, for once in your life!" Coco shouted angrily.

"We understand that you're scared but don't reveal where you came from!" Velvet said firmly

Krillin: Oh right... Thanks for stopping me, Gohan. 'Cause I can't shut--

Dende: They're from Earth.

"Dende! Why?!" Penny yelled feeling betrayed.

"Betrayed by your own ally, Krillin." Qrow. said shaking his head

Krillin: Little Green, why?!

Dende: Because my name is Dende.

"Yeah, I thought that was the reason." Weiss said sighing.

Frieza: Oh good. I'll stop by there on the way home. Pick up some space eggs, some space milk, and BLOW IT THE F**K UP!!! 

Marrow flinched in fright. "Someone's in a bad mood."

"Just like Vegeta, his wish was taken away." Harriet points.

Frieza: Oh, I'm sorry. I'm usually far more composed. I'm just a little bit ABSOLUTELY LIVID.

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