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Nora chuckled. "Funniest disclaimer ever."
"Not the first time someone sleeps while reading." Weiss said giving the scarlet wielder and blonde brawler a look.
"What??" Ruby and Yang said confused,
We then open with Nail and Frieza arriving at a deserted area.
Nail: (removes his vest) This is my people's sacred battle ground.
"It looks like the rest of the planet so how can you tell this is the battle ground?" Jaune asked curious.
Frieza: We flew over an hour for this? It looks exactly the same as everywhere else on this godforsaken rock!
Nail: Hmph. Racist.
"Probably but Frieza does bring up a point of it looking the same." Watts said thinking.
"A totem might make it look more battlefield-like." Jacques suggested.
Frieza: Well, maybe so... but I can't quite be a racist against a race that doesn't exist. Like the Clorfors. Dirty, money-grubbing Clorfors. Tried to clorf me right out of my money... Blew those little bastards up is what I did.
"Extreme but I can understand removing them." Roman said thinking on it
"Yeah shows them trying to Clorf people out of their money." Neo said
"You guys don't even know what a Clorf is." Pyrrha corrected.
Nail: HYAAAAAH!
Nail does a karate chop at Frieza's neck... which has no effect on the tyrant.
"This is the first time that a fighter is wide open for his opponent to strike... only to be unfazed." Cardin said surprised.
Frieza: Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know we were starting. Here, allow me.
Frieza grabs Nail's arm and rips it off.
Nail: AAAAAAAH!
"Oh geez!" Jaune said surprised.
Tyrian laughed cheerfully and creepily at the same. "Wonderful."
"Bloody hell, that's painful!" Tock laughed.
Frieza: Looks like someone's going to be missing this! (drops Nail's severed arm).
Nail: No, not really.
Frieza: Hm?
"Oh that's right, Frieza probably doesn't know about the regenerative abilities of Namekians." Oscar said realizing.
"This will be both good and bad for Nail." Ozpin said concerned.
Nail: HRRRAAAAAH! (regenerates his arm).
Frieza: Ooh, that looks like it hurts a lot. Are you okay?
"I like how he's concerned about Nail's condition but we all know it's a fake concern." Joanna said concerned.
"I agree with you, it is no doubt faux concern." Ren said nodding.
Nail: I'm fine...!
Frieza: Good to know. Yoink! (rips off Nail's arm again).
Nail: URRRGG...
Glynda looked a little green. "Goodness me..."
"Frieza is making a game that Nail isn't playing." Winter said sighing.
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RWBY reacts to Dragon Ball Z Abridged- Season 2
ActionRWBY and a few other characters will reacting to the second season of DBZ Abridged.
