No Country For Old Namekians

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We open on Namek showing Gohan and Krillin on top of a cliff, overlooking Freeza with his men interrogating a Namekian village.

Krillin: Alright, Gohan, keep your power level down.

"For an idiot, smart move." Ironwood stated.

 Ozpin nodded with approval. "Indeed, that way they can't sense their energy." 

Gohan: Well I'm trying, but I can't seem to get it as low as yours, Krillin.

"Understandable, seeing that he's just a kid." Summer said knowing that Gohan isn't really that much a trained fighter.

Krillin: But I haven't eve-- I mean... yeah. Like me.

"Nice save, Krillin." Neo said sarcastically.

Yang chuckled. "They saying he's so weak he doesn't even come up on the radar." 

"That could be useful as he could then sneak up on people who sense power levels." Weiss said thinking about it.

Gohan: Krillin, look! The Dragon Balls!

Krillin: Whoa, those things are huge! AC/DC be damned.

"Krillin!" Blake scolded with a blush on her face.

Ruby blinked confused. "I don't get it."

"And you shouldn't!" Weiss yelled.

Krillin: (looking at the aliens) Geez. These aliens are scary. Especially that one in the front. Looks like a total F.A.G.

Winter's eyebrow twitched. "This dunce."

Whitney scoffed. "He has no respect for women."

Gohan: Krillin!

Krillin: What? A Freaky Alien Genotype. What'd you think I meant?

"Less offensive." Jacques retorted.

Gohan: Oh, I thought you were calling him a derogatory term for homosexual.

Krillin: THAT THING'S A GUY?!

"Way to be stealthy, Krillin." Jaune joked.

Theo chuckled. "Before anyone gets any ideas, yes, Frieza's a girl."

Season 2 Opening Sequence

We then see Dodoria turning his head and looking upward, facing the direction where Krillin and Gohan are hiding.

Dodoria: Hm? What was that?

Mercury rolled his eyes. "Baldy almost gave away their location."

"Well, let's just hope one of them comes up with something before Dodoria investigates."

We see Krillin and Gohan are seen ducking; trying not to get spotted.

Krillin: Um... (off-screen) Quack!

Dodoria: Oh, it's just a space duck.

Marrow was dumbfounded. "He actually fell for that."

Harriet shook her head. "I can't believe  he bought that act."

"I can." Adam retorted with an annoyed look.

Mouri: Who are you?

Frieza: Hello. Allow us to introduce ourselves. My name is Frieza, and we're a travelling improv group. Here, let me give you a demonstration. My men shall play a group of drunken sailors, and you're a bunch of baby seals. Aaaand, go. (Zarbon murders two Namekians) Aaand, scene.

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